I’m sure Shane is aware of how tall he is as an adult. But imagine high school au Shane and he got a growth spurt between sophomore and junior year and he comes in like a giant and everyone’s afraid of him because he grew an entire foot and a half and Ryan is there in the entrance to the school with his buds (not waiting to see Shane whatareyoutalkingaboutijustwanttochillhereguys) and he just pops a boner right there and he has to find an empty classroom for the two of them
I changed my bitmoji on snap and I feel like a whole ass new bitch
Before school had even started, Ryan had heard the chatter. Apparently Shane had had a growth spurt, one that hit hard and sent him about a foot and a half higher. Everyone seems afraid of him, as if his height is going to stop the dorky things from coming out his mouth. Ryan’s excited about this new height prospect.
He waits at the entrance of the school with his friends, claiming he wants ‘chill’ when really he just wants a glimpse of this new manmade ‘monster’. Holy fuck, had it been worth the ridicule. Shane’s strides are long and fast as he approaches Ryan, and the smaller man’s neck almost hurts from having to look up. Shane had most certainly had a growth spurt.
He stood obnoxiously tall compared to his classmates, all lanky limbs and nervous giggles. “Hey, little guy.” Ryan has half a mind to kick Shane in the throat (not that he would ever reach it) but he can’t even stomach an insult back. While Shane’s body had worked in wonderful ways, Ryan’s was very much against him. He’s half hard and totally in awe, staring up at Shane.
He motions for Shane to lean down, so he can whisper to him. “Whatever, big guy. C’mon, I’ve got a problem that an empty classroom and your body can fix. Tell me, did anything else on your body have a growth spurt over the holidays?”