#studentlogic

[viralfunplanet-blog]

"When You Don’t Know the Answer… So You Choose ALL of Them 🤣🧠💯"

This student really said: “Why choose one answer… when you can confuse the entire education system? 😏🧠” The teacher’s face says it all 😭 💡 Logic: 100 📚 Accuracy: -20 But hey — you can’t fail if you connect EVERYTHING 💀💀

Honestly, this level of confidence should be studied in textbooks 🔥 👇 Want to see the full collection of hilariously genius moments like this? 👉 https://t.co/Ttddedmvoc Click fast — before your teacher sees this 👀📉

[thesaucyknave]

Dear students,

If the first line of your essay is also the first thing that comes up when I Google your topic, you are doing many, many things wrong.

[whatmystudentsdonotknow-blog]

That "not" means a negation.

[whatmystudentsdonotknow-blog]

That they should ask me for more time to complete papers rather than just not turning anything in at all.

[whatmystudentsdonotknow-blog]

"My objection to the author's argument is that happiness is subjective." (The author's argument is that happiness is subjective)

[whatmystudentsdonotknow-blog]

"I'm going to skip class on Monday and go to the doctor for hypothermia."

[whatmystudentsdonotknow-blog]

In an 8 am class.Student: “Why don’t you just cancel class today?”Me: “Because then you’d go around complaining all day about your professor who made you come to class at 8 when you could have been sleeping.”Student: “True.”

[whatmystudentsdonotknow-blog]

"I didn't know what the instructions meant so I didn't do the homework."