#studyshitpost

[studioussuggestion]

Writer: Sorry we’re late Leo got into a fight

Hunter: Leo? A fight? What??

Writer: Yes someone called Leo a word I don’t care to repeat and they started arguing so I hit said someone.

Hunter: Doesn’t that mean you got into a fight?

Writer: No. Maybe. Partially.

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Hunter, walking into the library at midnight: I need to lift a curse

Leo: r-row 5

Hunter: thank you

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Leo: Annie your girlfriend is refusing to sleep

Annie: before the sun rises she's your girlfriend

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Hunter: yO GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GIRL

Writer: The hell are you talking about she's MY GIRL

Leo: d-don't talk about my lady like that!

Annie: what the hell is happening

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@deadrosesuggestion ((I found a book that feels like it should be by Hunter))

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Writer: Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate. Annie: I was having a good day. We were all having a good day. Leo: I mean it’s kind of not, seeds a-aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen i-isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic g-gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a c-couple dozen fully-formed babies from a t-tshirt cannon Hunter: Now we’re having a good day again.

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Alexis: I cheated on you

Leo: it's o-okay

Alexis: and I stole your money

Leo: I f-forgive you

Alexis: and I don't believe in ghosts

Leo: g-GET THE FUCK OUT IF MY CAR

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Eric: Na I can't go out tonight I'm really busy Eric, that night: *playing mortal combat songs on a keyboard and drinking as much alcohol as he can find*