Jul 25, 2015
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THE SIGNS AS STUFF DRAKE DOES
Aries: Drake adjusts his bow tie in the mirror before raising a glass of champagne to his reflection. "Happy anniversary, Drake," he whispers.
Taurus: "Any dessert for you, sir?" "Oh no thank you, I'm stuffed!" Drake says, flashing a fake smile. "Stuffed, yet so empty," he thinks.
Gemini: Drake falls and scrapes his knee. To the trickling blood he begs, "please don't leave me. She already did"
Cancer: A second-hand book store. Drake finds a copy of Twilight. A sticker on it reads "USED". He looks around, then leans in. "You too?" he says.
Leo: A motel room. TV blaring. "Police are tonight chasing a suspect..." "At least one of us is a wanted man tonight," Drake sighs.
Virgo: Drake gazes at his reflection in the lake; it looks sad. "How can I find her," he thinks, skimming a stone, "when I can't even find myself?"
Libra: A hotel. Despite entering the WiFi password, "Unable to establish a connection" flashes up on Drake's laptop. He sighs. "Story of my life."
Scorpio: "Hey," she texts. Drake types, in reply, "I'd like to caress you for my whole life." He hesitates, then deletes it. "Hey," he sends
Sagittarius: As the pilot announces that the plane has reached an altitude of 35,000 feet, Drake stares, blankly. "How can I be so high, yet so low?"
Capricorn: Drake sits back and admires the puzzle he has finished. He sips his green tea, then sighs. "There's a still a piece missing."
Aquarius: At the antiques store, Drake finds a weathered jewellery box. "I could keep my heart in this," he thinks. "I could keep it safe forever."
Pisces: Drake, on babysitting duty, sits with his niece watching Frozen. A lump appears in his throat as 'Let It Go' comes on. "I'm trying, Elsa."
Credit to the twitter account: StuffDrakeDoes
Drake hears a knock on his door and goes to answer it. There stood a mailman, holding a package. Drake signs for it and takes it inside.
"Warning: Fragile. Handle with care," the side of the box says.
"I'll never hurt you, little buddy," Drake whispers, wiping away a single tear. "I know what it's like to be broken."
7PM. Eating pizza with the dudes. Drake leaves the crust on the plate. “Dude why don’t you eat the crust? It’s mad good”. Tears stream from his eyes. He starts to choke. “Crust issues”.
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Drake listens to Shake It Off
Taylor Swift: I go on too many dates, but I can't make 'em stay
He sighs, "Me either, Taylor, me either."