Fresh To Death, Sick As Cancer

"Is this dick gluten-free?"

[labella-instagram]

[funnypicsdept]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious

[lightblindingme]

Frank’s idea of fixing things

[crybourg]

me trying to comfort my friends

[catchymemes]

[labella-instagram]

[thebootydiaries]

My eyes: crying 👁💦

Outside: raining 🌧☁️☔️

Feeling: alone 👎👤

Despa: cito 😔

[michonnegrimes]

                  HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GEORGE HARRISON! (FEBRUARY 25, 1943)

[pstiamo]

Thought I should be healthy and let go of hatred for this douche I used to like, then I remembered he blew me off one night to take my friend on a date to the bar I’D INVITED HIM TO, and made me feel so awkward that I literally GAVE THEM MY TABLE and left...

So yeah I still hate him.

[grimelords]

I am average american man I work fifteen hours in hamburger mine to buy one rock and roll disk

[sealcontent]

this is a kgb spy being questioned by the police in 1985

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

phone games blocking out your clock in the UI is like how casinos don’t have any windows send tweet

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[lorelaigilmoure]

#me, 5 minutes after doing the bare minimum

[just-shower-thoughts]

Service Dogs must look at Regular Dogs and think “That dog’s gonna get that guy killed”

[girljeremystrong]

[goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202]

The energy this January is....strange.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hayleyhearts]

that’s just a regular platypus???

[friendlyoceanmower]

[thegreenpea]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!

[gnslnger-deactivated20160804]