#stuffierollcall

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POV: you and me playing doctor with our stuffies

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please welcome a new member of the family, presenting Xavier the fox!

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And it’s another new stuffie friend!!!! Oscar the octopus! The bed is getting crowded!

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my family has grown by one! I’m the proud stuffie Uncle to a new boy. behold, Lil Trunky, a gift from my amazing uncle Cris. I dunno a lot about him yet. only his name. stay tuned for more!

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aaaaaaaand here’s Roo, the kangaroo kiddo. I got him cuz Roo is one of my nicknames. And he’s a lot like me—he’s super bouncy and energetic, but he’s also really sensitive and cries easily cuz he’s little. but he’s such a good stuffie when I’m sad cuz he’ll bounce on my chest until I giggle. I love this little guy

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this is Waggins—he’s an ice dragon. so that means I gotta wear long jammies even if it’s the summer when he sleeps with me. he makes the bed sooooooo cold he’s a good protector but also a friend. he doesn’t talk a lot cuz when he opens his mouth, it gets so cold. if he licks you when you’re crying, your tears turn into ice. Seriously. It’s happened to me.

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Pterry Ptime!!!

this is Pterry the pterodactyl!!!!

We got him at FAO in NYC before they closed down. He squawks a lot, but his favorite thing is to give face hugs like he’s doing here. He’ll wrap his whole wingspan around your face but he doesn’t squeeze tight. He’s actually very gentle.

Even though I love dinosaurs the most, he’s my only stuffie Dino right now. I’d like to get a stegosaurus, but they might fight. Pterry is good enough for me now, and I love how he talks in squawk. It’s how he says good night.

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My stuffies are all gathering to look at my new pillow. They’re sniffing it out first to make sure it’s not threatening.