Dude i think my friend is fucking with me but just tell me this, do koalas really kill people? Are they like blood thirsty? Help a friend out here
My father hasn’t been the same since he fought in the Australian war, the war between humans and koalas. Every time he closes his eyes, he’s sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the koalas when they walked into that village and… oh Jesus. Sometimes he still hears Tex’s slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn’s cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now… he knows that. It’s—it’s just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him… it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he’s back there… In the jungle… In the darkness.
no im just fcking with ya, koalas are herbivores they just blaze it up err day
