#stultustheatrum

[huatpiink]

@stultustheatrum

"No ideal is worth a bullet fight."

[jcinthedance]

"Where you run on tea and spite, I-- a talk show host, thrive on coffee and spite. Our spots in the asshole animal kingdom are not so far off."

          “ I… don’t particularly aim to claim any spot in an ‘asshole’s’ kingdom… ”  You can just feel he was not used to saying a word like that, but nevermind that, cue a vague attempt to feign innocence…  

 “ Why, honestly– do you really think I’d do ALL that I do simply out of a petty spitefulness? That’s there a little I’m sure– but there’s also a lot of love! Somewhere! Mixed in with all this! And that’s what really keeps me going…. that and the tea. ”

[just-kit-ink]

💎

Kitty blinked. Was he asking...if she thought he was hot?

"Uh...Well you ain't my type, but...you're very handsome. I'm sure you'll make some girl very happy. If you're into girls that is."

[lightyearperception]

[THE AIR IS STILL AT THREE]

[[Thanks for the reading the rules. :)]]

[jcinthedance]

"Alright, folks. Tonight we have a guest that has doubly, graciously offered to provide a variety segment for the entertainment of you the viewers... All the way from Gotham City, it's C--" Doc was about to say Clayface, but that was before he saw Mad Hatter enter the studio in his place. "... COOL fellow Mad Hatter!"

       White gloves are waved frantically, both at once, in utter rejection the minute he hears his name coming through the door into the studio. He clearly was not here on purpose and clearly not the rogue this other fellow was looking for, and yet here he was- being ushered to come further on stage.

His hat is removed as he awkwardly smiles for the cameras he did not at all wish to be on, and stepped towards the host, mostly speaking between them as he speaks up.   “  I- he can’t make it. What exactly was Clayface supposed to be doing..? ”

He has a feeling he can’t exactly DO it, regardless.

[anothercracker]

"Oh. A mouse. Tonight, my guest is a mouse... Well, okay. Let's see if we can work with this. *Ahem!* Ladies and gentleman, non-binaries and more... presenting... this caped mouse! Just hanging out in the studio. And uh, we might just cut to the variety segment and call-ins early. Ask me and the mouse things! Yeah." He's holding his head in his hands anxiously. His career is surely ruined!

“I’m sorry I’m not all that interesting as a talking mouse.” Tina joked, lounging about. “Outside of living with friends, I just do mouse things like reading.”