The Story of the Vintage Stunners
The year is 1988, a year of people looking for new ways to feel special. Our curators scoffed at the cheap thrills and turned to the euphoric pleasure of throwing on some of the best stunners in the world. So they set out on a mission to Bogota, Columbia, to give those thrill seekers a taste of the best stunners they could find.
After spending a month or so making friends and getting the lay of the land, they stumbled upon a Columbian OG Stunner named Padrecito. His style was undeniable and they knew they had found just the guy to lead them to the treasure of unique stunners they were there to discover. He told them about this small town in the south of Columbia, that had this famous haunted warehouse that nobody ever dared visit anymore because of the stories of death and despair that followed. However, he also told us that the swaggiest of swag was known to be housed in this warehouse, so they couldn't help but take their chances hoping to find the stunners that would take our collection to a new level.
Alas, after spending a week navigating the vast warehouse, fighting off pink skeleton pirates with neon light-sabers, smoking hashish with a blind 146 year old pop-locking Grandma and battle rapping a gang of wild squirrels, they stumbled upon a treasure trove of vintage stunners that would make your coolest Nana and Pop Pop weep. So they grabbed all the vintage stunners that they could fit in their Santa Claus sized bag, and set to make the journey out of the warehouse.
On the way out our curators encountered a mystical rhinoceros with some of the coolest stunners they had ever seen. However, in order to get the vintage stunners back to the States they would need to answer a riddle. Each person had a chance to answer the riddle, facing a major consequence for failure but a reward just as amazing for guessing right. If they guessed wrong they would forever be trapped in the warehouse until their untimely death. If they guessed right, they not only get to leave the warehouse and bring back their spoils to the promised land but they'd get to live a life of prosperity and immortality. The riddle went as such:
I am a protector
I sit on a bridge
One person can see right through me, while others wonder what I hide
What am I?
Only one of our curators was able to guess the riddle right, and has been with the company to date. Sadly, we never see him since he never wants to relive that day where he had to leave his friends behind. All we have left from his experience are the Stunners that he brought back. This Vintage Collection can be found on our website here.
The vintage collections come in three lines: the Bad Boy Collection, the Male Vintage Collection and the Female Vintage Collection. All Stunners from the collection carry a mystical and unique taste. Choose the one that is right for you.
If you want to show your ex-girlfriends new boyfriend that he'll always be second tier to your greatness, slap these bad boys on.
These vintage Bad Boy stunners are a throwback to a time before Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, when a man could cut you down with a look as he flicked the ash off his cigarette. Before Daddy was a Diddy, when Andy Warhol set up The Factory, and the Reverend Martin Luther King shared his dreams.
Choose the box that's right for you. It takes a little bad to look this good.
The Female Vintage Collection:
Just the set of sunglasses you need for breakfast at Tiffany's and a ride along the coast in your mint green chevy convertible as your head scarf flutters in the wind. This collection would make Garbo proud.
Choose from the 3 pack or 6 pack and embrace your fabulousness.
The Male Vintage Collection:
With New Year's Eve coming up, what better way to spice up your outfit in the midst of basic formal attire than to throw on some stunners from this collection.
Embrace your inner Steve McQueen with this classic vintage collection. Kissy Suzuki and Pussy Galore won't know how to keep their hands off you as you channel your inner Bond.
Join the Charade by choosing from the Vintage 3 pack or 6 pack.
Get on these rare collections of #Stunners while they last!!
http://stunmo.com/collections/vintage