#stunts anon

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i havent unl*rried, but also im kinda just. 😐😐 blah about it all. they could be together, i know the evidence for that, but i wont be ignoring the evidence that theyre not. harry is louis’ baby but possible harry was with c*mille. maybe they arent together anymore. i dont care

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I mean - what could possibly be the point of this ask

It’s not asking anything

It’s not saying anything that’s relevant to this blog in particular

And it’s interestingly not using Camille and Larrie in full because ... you don’t want people to find this when they search for it :-D

In other words: this anon wants no one interested in Larrie or Harry Styles and Camille Rowe to find this blog, but they want me to publish something that expresses doubt about Larrie.

And that stresses there is evidence against Larrie?

For the odd doubter amongst my readers: the only thing this anon and all the other Hamille anons *right now when Camille’s new film is coming out* do is prove the closeting theory. Harry has never confirmed he was with Camille. He is closeted. The closet comes with bearding and beards are usually in for the publicity it brings them. And this is when we hear about Hamille - on the weekend of her movie coming out... okay then not fishy at all. We are not ignoring ANY evidence. Just qualifying it not as evidence against Larrie but for closeting. All of this, including this transparent ask with asterisks for people believing in Hamille not to find this blog is just more evidence for this being a beard, closeting, and there being a gay guy in that closet.

To the anon: I’ve told you, you’ve come to the wrong blog. Your tactics are transparent. I am not worth your time. Nor are you worth mine. I’ll happily go back to being on your blacklist of blogs not to bother messing with.

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I just saw something about Harry and Tom Hank having a drunk encounter??? Is it true

ehhhhh kathy griffin told and wrote a story about it but if you read it it’s about as believeable as me being straight so

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I really really don't want to believe this. But the fact remains that we don't know about their lives completely. If Camille was his gf then wow! But I won't be as surprised but where do all the Larry proofs fit? That still the one performance, that iicf longing look?

Hi anon,

I have to be honest, I am seriously wondering how real your question is - considering so many of us got this kind of panic in their inboxes based on little to no information. I know it’s tiring and I know it’s discouraging but also: we know so little at this point let’s not waste our time panicking. We know what’s what!

Newsflash: Harry is closeted. And will be as long as Louis is.

Another newsflash: we have not yet heard or seen the lyrics. This is Harry, remember. Everything has double or triple entendres.

And in case you are a newly recruited comms assistant at a certain Sony dependent label: sorry to break it to you but you joined an industry that’s homophobic, and its using you as its instrument to keep the gay away from Harry Styles TM.

What you are doing here is playing on the insecurities of LGBTQ fans, gaslighting them, making them doubt their opinions, making them feel unwelcome based on their sexuality, chasing them away.

What you are employed to do is also hurting two LGBTQ artists who very much want to be role models, but are prevented from doing so, and you are instrumentalised by the music industry to cut away the support they get from their community.

Final newsflash: you’ve come to the wrong blog.

I almost feel honoured that after three or four years of not getting these agenda/stunts anons/astroturfers as we used to call them, I am again on your list of influential blogs to target with these stupid anon messages. I shouldn’t be. I am a total waste of your efforts.

I’m a person that started one of the initiatives to show the music industry - who have been scaring and chasing Harry and Louis into the closet since they were kids based on the idea that their fans are homophobic and won’t accept them - that they are the only real homophobic party here. In this triangle artist - industry (label + management) - fans the ones who are afraid of the gay are not the fans who are so strongly dedicated to them, and not Harry and Louis, but the label that only cares about money. I am not going to stop fighting that war - you are only going to see more of that - and I would really like you to join us. Challenge the idea that LGBTQ supportive blogs’ readers must be reminded of the stunts and made to doubt their opinions to your superiors. Quit your job and find a better one - I’m sure if you are talented enough to get this there are other great things you could do that don’t hurt LGBTQ people. Or better: sit still, do what you must but collect and document all information that they are deliberately chasing LGBTQ fans away. I am collecting and documenting every LGBTQ person reporting how this has negatively affected their mental health, and how it’s driven them to self harm in some cases. Once the tell all comes out, our testimonies together could be gold. Or a bomb depending on whose side you choose. Welcome to the big gay war, sweet anon. And in case you were real: don’t let it break your heart.

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she showed it off quite a lot, got pictures and stuff, but you got a point cos so what? ofc they're gonna link her to the album, it's been seeding since the rolling stone interview, ppl will be upset if they couldn't find any reference on the album except that teeny tiny pineapple, so let the pineapple do its job, it's harmless, also it's kinda cute considering harry has a strong obsession with fruit, kiwi, watermelon, cherry, now we have pineapple, the more the merrier!

honestly i don’t think anyone is really waiting for hamille references on the album. but yes that pineapple was going to get linked. why it’s there? maybe we’ll find out. maybe we’ll never know. maybe it’s random. maybe it’s intentional. i’m just not bothered. we KNOW he never dated camille or any of the other… 5? 10? 15? Victoria’s Secret models in a row. still the one is not about any of them. and none of them made a song called “we made it” about still being with the same someone you were with at 18. nor did xander.

it’s really interesting that on this blog where i NEVER talk about the stunts, and I’m just being loud about how harry is very explicit about being non straight and likely non binary, when promo time comes around, i suddenly get anons, which i never get, who look to me because they are “insecure” about this stunt and that stunt. as if someone needs my readers to be aware that these stunts are there to help distract people from the fact that Harry is out there behaving very gay and very non binary, and very in love with Louis if you ask me. 

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if larry isn't real and we're all just inside some kind of delusion bubble. i want louis and harry to explain to us what the fuck was happening. from the fetus days to now. from the matching tatts, the stunts, the lyrics, to soft touches, aimh, EVERYTHING. bcos wtf was that.

haha yes. wtf were those matching tats and aimh. i mean. this shady “omg i read the hamille thread and now i’ve unlarried they LOVED eachother SO much” is the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen in a long time, as IF we have not all read the HLtreatise which honestly, that thread, good luck baby. NO one is gonna fall for that. 

I mean. Tina (s)he’s gay! 

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Am I the only one who is thinking there isn’t a woman’s voice at the end at all? They just love to fuck us up.. The MV of DLIBYH is probably too loud tomorrow so they needed damage-control. I just sit back and take it all cause I will never, NEVER, stop believing in Larry

I have no idea. I’ll take it as it comes. Same with Louis and Harry. At the moment, to me it’s clear they are together and happy. Maybe there will come a moment that they behave in such a way that I don’t think that anymore. But the mention of an ex girlfriend and rumours of a woman’s voice at the end of a song (that we haven’t even heard) are not things that I find strange considering that they are closeted. Closet = lies about relationships.

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c*mille apparently has a pineapple on her ass. thats why some people are freaking out. lol

*apparently* - but how do we know? - and do we care, really?

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We know there is a Pineapple on Camille's bum cause there are pics of it

Hi anon, yes so I’ve been told several times - check my pineapple tag :-D - also *shrug*. Wasn’t Camille or Xander he was smiling brightly and very fondly towards when he sang “Still the One” (”had to be that song” right?) at MSG last year. Nor did Camille or Xander write a corresponding song called “We made it” about a long term relationship since they were “18″ (hey, another song about a long term relationship starting at 18, all the coincidences) 

The pineapple (sorry I’m not gracing it with a capital) is so inconsequential. It’s not a fake baby. It’s a picture of a fruit. It’s nothing. And it’s certainly not a matching tattoo. 

Also, pineapple makes your cum taste sweeter. Like strawberries, on a summer evening. Or like watermelon sugar.