#stupid angle

[bishiglomper]

here, take this (/¯◡ ‿ ◡)/¯ ~ 

[stars-blaze-like-rebel-diamonds]

so mom ordered everyone pepper spray.

and it came in the mail so i decided to try it out and spray teh carboard box that it caem in to make sure it worked and i guess it was too close range and its super potent that somehow i got it on me as well... so its 1 am and ive managed to pepper spray myself and my throat and nose are burning. a little got in one of my eyes as well. HURTS LIKE A BITCH. NO FUN AT ALL. 

also, my coworker asked me out via text and its super awkward.