#stupid butt

[in-your-face-cake]

My friend made a thing :D

My good buddy Charles made his first comedy album waaaah!!! (little bit NSFW) Check it out and tell him his butt is stupid or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQDdrsBoxqc

[orionmassetti]

✉, ⁇, ✿, ø, @, %, ♀

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

sent to CRONUS at 10:35pm: I’ve encountered many who presume to consider themselves rivals.

sent to CRONUS at 10:35pm:You’re the one who’s come closest.

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

sent to CRONUS at 1:06am:yuo dont need that shot glass

sent to CRONUS at 1:07am: salt on

sent to CRONUS at 1:07am:my lips n tequilaa in my mo

sent to CRONUS at 1:0am:mouth

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

sent to CRONUS at 6:21pm: You don’t always have to be in control. 

sent to CRONUS at 6:21pm:Try new things, Ahulani.

sent to CRONUS at 6:22pm: I can tie you down if need be.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

sent to CRONUS at 00:21pm: My mother just shocked me with the words “Your nice friend, Orpheus.”

sent to CRONUS at 00:22pm: I said you were a vagrant I took pity on and clothed.

sent to CRONUS at 00:23pm:She believed me. What does that say about you, darling?

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

sent to CRONUS at 11:21pm:Orpheus

sent to CRONUS at 11:21pm: My knife did you take

sent to CRONUS at 11:22pm:I can’t

sent to CRONUS at 11:23pm:Come back, you traitorous bastard.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

sent to CRONUS at 4:08pm:Have you ever worn pink? Lace?

sent to CRONUS at 4:08pm: You should.

sent to CRONUS at 4:09pm:It’ll disconcert our enemies long to make it quick and I have an appointment at 7.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

sent to CRONUS at 6:52pm: Strange. I never thought to consider you a friend.

sent to CRONUS at 6:52pm:If you ever catch me, make it quick.

sent to CRONUS at 6:53pm:I’ve always wondered how your mouth would feel on my throat. But your hands will do just fine.

[mattsmanpain]

My ass just sent a blank text to 19 people.

[nekomakittenchuu-blog]

STOP YELLING AT OTHER PEOPLE OMG LEAVE THE DAMN ROOM RUDE AF

[jinklee]

shoot, he got me

[toastqueen]

I also lost an hour of sleep cause I stayed awake cause I knew my boyfriend would text me between a certain time. I was right but it was just to say goodnight. It was sweet but still that's an hour I ain't gettin back.

[heathera-jledger]

Do you ever just fart and then someone comes into the room and you are just like "shut up butthole, I don't want to talk anymore!" but It keeps talking to you.