#stupid drunk

[angrybatart]

So I finally started a Darkest Dungeon run on the PC (weird switching from controller to keyboard, but I see where it's preferred), and sent Dismas to the bar to relieve stress after the Vestal decided she hated everyone in one dungeon and wouldn't stop hitting the Abomination. Come back from another quest and the little FUCKER HAD APPARENTLY GOTTEN SO DRUNK OFF HIS ASS, HE WENT AND BOUGHT DRINKS FOR EVERYONE. Lost 500 gold as a result. He's lost his drinking privileges.

I almost wanted to leave the guidelines for the Grave Robber alone, but decided to finish it anyway.

[xxxmia-ends-it-allxxx]

Embarrassed.

Embarrassed but admitting publicly that most of last months money went to alcohol.. and food. Yikes. Checks out I guess. Drunk me is significantly too humble with drink purchases.

xoxoxo Mia (the generous alcoholic and also fatass)

[babeyvenus]

But the woodsman tho...

Who?? You talking about Walmart Vin Diesel???

[nothinglost1976]

[dwarfysays]

I got drunk as fuck

So this doesn’t happen as much

My brother got married and this event was worth celebrating. My brother’s wife had been part of the family for 7 years now. Today they made it official.

That’s why we are so happy, stupid drunk.

I hope her family is as accepting of my brother as we are accepting of her.

I love my new sister in law and I wish my brother much happiness.

I’m so drunk, that explains any mistakes.

Gud Fucking Night!!!!!

[kiroshimikoshi]

i remember one time when i was drunk i was so deep in thought and i was like "god damn women's art is so much better than men's" and then i remembered people like bob ross and pablo picasso and leonardo davinci existed

[irresponsiblepotato]

Can someone please explain to me why I am a mess? A rather drunk me was dancing to sweet Caroline last night and I end up grabbing what I thought was my friends arm...it was not infact my friends arm... I then go on to squeeze said arm thinking "Jesus, she has an awful beefy arm for such a tiny woman" then to realize...it was not her. I look up and I see this lad looking at me (who by the way, was a beauty of a man that I wouldn't have been kicking him out of my bed in any form of hurry) we locked eyes, me still holding his arm, and then I screamed. At him. Right in his face. Then I just ran away... Why am I like this?!?!

[irresponsiblepotato]

What clever bastard thought it would be a great idea to throw his phone into the toilet?....🙋that would be me