and if i said the moment leading up to frank attacking charlie with his mouth was funnier than the kiss itself when you know what he's about to do

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and if i said the moment leading up to frank attacking charlie with his mouth was funnier than the kiss itself when you know what he's about to do
Alastor: We have two main rules in maintaining a happy marriage in hell; 1: Do not go to the marriage bed angry and 2: Do not go to bed hungry
Vox: the second one is mostly for my benefit
Alastor: You eat your husbands arm one time and he never lets it go...
Vox: TWICE - it has happened two whole times !
Alastor: I GOT YOU A VOO-DOO ARM AS A TEMPORARY REPLACEMENT ! YOU SAID IT WAS AND I QUOTE 'COOL'!
*The voodoo ghost arm was pretty cool*
The Shit Talking Adventures of My Little Sister Playing COTL Part 2
Part 1 of this
"Is it too much to ask for to find an independent woman who only does what I want?"
--Sheriff Mike Thompson (as a stand-in for well-meaning male ignorance) in "Resident Alien" s3e2
*in the card section near February 14th:*
You, holding a heart-shaped card behind your back: Babe. Hey, babe-
Jill, slowly turning around, already knowing what your dumbass is up to: ..What?
You, holding the card in front of you with a shit-eating grin: Be my.. Valentine?
Jill:
So I got into Transformers Prime, and for SOME reason, Starscream in this show (which is AMAZING BTW) kept reminding me of a certain "Squishy" hating mad scientist (who used to be one himself!) from the Ratchet and Clank series.
I mean come on, LOOK at their designs and their personalities/mannerisms! WAY too similar to ignore! XD
Example:
And Steve Blum (Starscream's voice actor) also voiced SEVERAL characters in the Ratchet and Clank series!
As you look them up, listen to THIS for background emphasis:
so i had a dream that i was working a shit service job at a fancy dinner event, and i was running around doing my job and kendall roy succession was like "hey. when are you uhhh, off for lunch." and i was like "i can take lunch whenever i guess" and hes like lemme take you out. so im like whatever. skeptical but ok. he takes me to mcdonalds across the street and buys $300 worth of food. and im like bitch you know i cant eat all this food in my 30 minute lunch break. and hes like "you can stay as long as you want. i own that place baby. your bosses? im their boss" etcetc like ok. are you trying to seduce me with mcdonalds. the richest son in america? its like this dream dropped me off in a teenager fanfiction plot but i didnt want to be there