#stupid stunts

[violentaz]

I need this guy so bad oh lordy

[fallingblueroses]

For @asb-nerd-3327

Layne: That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense.

Eli: You’ll do it?

Layne: Of course.

***

Layne stared at Eli. "That...that's crazy."

Eli nodded. "I know."

"Insane."

"Yep."

"It doesn't even make sense."

"Not the least." Eli grinned. "So you'll do it?"

"Of course."

***

Geoff's eyes were wide as he walked up to where Eli and J were standing. "What in any and all hells is this?"

They were at the cabin they'd used for a few videos, at the end of a long dirt road. Cesar was standing next to his car, and Layne was sitting on the ground putting on a pair of roller skates. A tow rope was tied to the car bumper, and a parasail lay on the ground nearby.

Eli looked at Geoff. "We're making a mini."

"...Why is Layne putting on roller skates?"

"I'd fall off a skateboard," Layne said nonchalantly. He held out a gloved hand to J. "Help me up." J pulled Layne to his feet.

"No. I mean...what are you doing?"

"Well," Eli said as he picked up the parasail harness, "Layne here is going to parasail behind Cesar's car."

Geoff gaped. "Why?!"

"For the mini."

Geoff looked at Layne as Eli helped him on with the harness and hooked a camera to it. "What are you trying to do, commit suicide in 4K?" He turned to J. "You're on board with this nonsense?"

"On board? Hell, Geoff, I wouldn't miss it."

Geoff sputtered. "It won't work. You won't be able to get up enough speed."

"Sure we will." Cesar grinned. "It's a long road and my car's got a great engine."

"And Cesar only has to get up to about thirty miles an hour," Eli said.

"Stop worrying," Layne said. "I'm not going to be tied to the car. If I get in trouble I'll let go."

"Are you at least going to wear a helmet?" Geoff asked.

"Of course. I'm not stupid." J handed Layne a helmet and Layne fixed the strap. "Okay, Cesar. I'm ready."

J and Eli held up their phones as Cesar got in the car and started the engine. Layne bent down and picked up the handle on the tow rope, then gave Cesar a thumbs up. Cesar put his hand out the window and returned it, then began to drive. Geoff expected the rope to be yanked out of Layne's hands, but he held on. Layne rolled along on the ground for a bit, then to Geoff's utter amazement the parasail inflated and lifted Layne up in the air.

Eli and J cheered him on as Cesar picked up speed. After a few seconds they heard Layne cry out in surprise, and he dropped to the ground as the parasail went on behind Cesar's car. They ran up to Layne, and to his credit Cesar noticed something was wrong and stopped the car before running back to where Layne lay.

Cesar looked up as Geoff knelt next to Layne. "He's out."

"Call an ambulance." Geoff felt at Layne's neck for a pulse and sighed in relief when he found it. He heard J calling 911, and Eli went to examine the harness as they waited.

***

Layne groaned softly as he woke up. His entire body hurt, and when he looked up his saw VoicePlay gathered around his bed--no, he realized, he was in a hospital bed. Cesar smiled as he saw Layne's eyes open. "Hi there."

"Hi." He swallowed as he remembered. "...What happened?"

"The harness broke," Eli said. "It came apart at one of the seams and you fell out."

"What's the damage?"

"You've got a concussion, a dislocated shoulder, cracked ribs, a sprained knee, road rash, and a very angry wife."

Geoff held up the helmet, which had a large crack in it. "And this could have been your head, you idiot."

"But we got some great video." J gave Layne a thumbs up.

Layne smiled at J. "Totally worth it."

Eli, J, and Cesar grinned at Layne while Geoff threw his hands up in the air and left the room to get Cyndi.

[liberty-barnes]

In a year, Olivia has only gained 160k followers on Instagram. Considering she's linked to Harry, nobody still cares about her lol.

exactly! she can backbend all she wants, make his merch the only thing in her closet, but she can't make that stunt look like an actual relationship, and she most certainly can't make people care.

the only thing she's been doing for the past 15 months is making herself look even more stupid and desperate than she already was🤷🏻‍♀️

[19alessia]

Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde thought to be dating

Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde are believed to be dating after 'growing close' on the set of their new movie, Don't Worry Darling  

[liberty-barnes]

olivia is going nowhere loser, die mad :)

why would i be mad? despite her continuous attempts at riding harry's coattails to the top, she's still just as irrelevant as before.

so you're right. olivia's going nowhere. she's gonna stay in this "B-List Narcissistic Wannabe Relevant" spot for the rest of her life.

and why would that ever make me anything less than absolutely thrilled?

[liberty-barnes]

https://liberty-barnes.tumblr.com/post/682174600080228352/a-random-anon-send-something-about-harry-had-a

It was on one of very busy Harry discussion blog and very well known on twitter. 100% wasn't coincidence lmao

yeah, that elephant head thing was so painfully desperate it still makes me cringe just thinking about it

in reference to this

[liberty-barnes]

After watching Harry give Florence all fake puppy dog love eyes, that yacht performance is his WORST acting yet. ZERO PASSION. 😶

well, to be fair, one of them was with a friend of his, amazing actress, and just overall good person, while the other was with the reincarnation of hybris

so really, we should be praising the fact that he doesn't throw up at the mere sight of her face, what a true professional!

[liberty-barnes]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTd4LN5eE/

Olivia and Jason together having a moment “post-break up”

sorry lovely, that link leads no where.

is that recent, though? i know they were spotted together a few times around november-january when this whole bullshit started but i hadn't seen any updates.