That's it! Cabbage Bedtime story episode 2!
Come, come, sit around the cabbage cart my dear cabbage lovers as I tell you the tale of how I came to be stuck with the burden of this cabbage cart for all of my days...not that I don't like it. One fateful morning, I was about....6 years old I recall at the time, and I was playing with my friends around the little Earth Kingdom village I grew up in. I had some nice friends, their names were Li and Baiju...Li seems to be a very, very common name, it's almost scary. Anyway! These friends of mine were the best two friends a little boy raised in a cabbage-farming family could ask for. Li was a bit younger than me, a trickster he was, used to hide slugs in my pockets...I can't fathom why slugs though. Baiju was nice, I could never tell for the longest time whether she was a boy, or a girl...until one day I returned from a family trip over summer and WHAM, it looked like she'd stored my father's prize-winning village's biggest cabbage in her shirt! Twice! ....Oh boy, excuse me for a moment. *He clears his throat rather loudly.* ANYWAY. My two breast-- I MEAN BOOB-- I MEAN...best friends in the little village I grew up in were the best nipples--....how does that even come out of the word "buddies"...The best buddies I could ask for in my youth, until...well, they both moved away, Baiju over to an island off the coast of the main island thingy of the Earth Kingdom, and Li went to the fire nation for some strange reason..business I think. I was stuck with this cabbage cart, the same one I use to this day...I even have to repair it myself! I've gotten good at tit-- .....I'm done, goodnight. *Flips an invisible table over the fire, somehow going out as he does so, and he walks behind his cabbage cart, grabs the leads, and walks away.*