#cabbagelife

[sayattheexplorer]

They are all different colors, do it again (!) Leg of lamb, mavrodaphne, fermented cabbage! #cabbagelife #greekwine #drunkcabbagerolls (at Russian Hill, San Francisco)

[boredinearth]

Duck! . It's back to being about the regular amount of hot here. . I took the afternoon off work and went for a relatively short 2 mile hike up to a waterfall yesterday. Between getting pretty out of shape the last few months, the heat, and hardly sleeping the past few days, it kind of kicked my butt. . It was nice and cool by the waterfall, but I actually didn't take any pictures. I couldn't find a good composition and I think it would take an ultrawide lens or some pretty dangerous climbing to get the whole waterfall in the frame. I did post a dumb selfie in my story, though. . On other news, I made another $0.99 selling stock photography today! I'm on my way to having earned enough at stock photography to buy a cabbage. I can't really recall how much a cabbage costs, but they're pretty cheap, right? I could buy a few and take weird photos of them and sell those photos as stock photography and then buy even more cabbages, drive up cabbage stocks and then sell them on ebay at a huge profit. #cabbagelife #cabbagetycoon . . . #duck #ducks #birdzoid #merganser #commonmerganser #mergansers (at Wenatchee, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ1WAELL5AQ/?utm_medium=tumblr

[loverivalover]

@cabbagelife

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[antisquilly]

@millertime171. . . . . . ..#35mm #portraitphotography #portraitmode #skatelife #blackandwhite #blackandwhitefilm #film #analog #analogfeatures #nikonfm2 #nikonfm2n #50mm #urban #skateboardingisfun #portrait #lifestylephotography #documentation #ilfordfilm #ilfordhp5 #ilfordphoto #ishootfilm #filmisnotdead #believeinfilm #shootfilmnotmegapixels #shootfilm #filmisbetter #bedford #cabbagelife (at Bedford, Bedfordshire, United Kingdom)

[thecabbagecartguy-blog]

Wow!

So many new cabbage lovers in one night...I can see a happy future in this humble cabbage merchant's li- *he turns and wipes his eye, going to see and maybe hug a cabbage, but instead he's greeted by a big hole in the ground, and no cart to be seen. A single cabbage leaf floats up after a burp, and the hole closes up.* ...Note to self, be way of Rabbaroos, Goats, Corgis, Cabbage vultures...and now...Badgermoles....MY...*falls to his knees, throwing his arms into the air.* CABBAGEEEEEEEES!

[thecabbagecartguy-blog]

That's it! Cabbage Bedtime story episode 2!

Come, come, sit around the cabbage cart my dear cabbage lovers as I tell you the tale of how I came to be stuck with the burden of this cabbage cart for all of my days...not that I don't like it.     One fateful morning, I was about....6 years old I recall at the time, and I was playing with my friends around the little Earth Kingdom village I grew up in. I had some nice friends, their names were Li and Baiju...Li seems to be a very, very common name, it's almost scary. Anyway! These friends of mine were the best two friends a little boy raised in a cabbage-farming family could ask for. Li was a bit younger than me, a trickster he was, used to hide slugs in my pockets...I can't fathom why slugs though. Baiju was nice, I could never tell for the longest time whether she was a boy, or a girl...until one day I returned from a family trip over summer and WHAM, it looked like she'd stored my father's prize-winning village's biggest cabbage in her shirt! Twice! ....Oh boy, excuse me for a moment.    *He clears his throat rather loudly.* ANYWAY. My two breast-- I MEAN BOOB-- I MEAN...best friends in the little village I grew up in were the best nipples--....how does that even come out of the word "buddies"...The best buddies I could ask for in my youth, until...well, they both moved away, Baiju over to an island off the coast of the main island thingy of the Earth Kingdom, and Li went to the fire nation for some strange reason..business I think. I was stuck with this cabbage cart, the same one I use to this day...I even have to repair it myself! I've gotten good at tit-- .....I'm done, goodnight.   *Flips an invisible table over the fire, somehow going out as he does so, and he walks behind his cabbage cart, grabs the leads, and walks away.* 

[thecabbagecartguy-blog]

So I was just informed that I've been...paired with all of my friends, all of the people I don't even know, and even my enemies...what has happened to this humble cabbage merchant? I just wanted to sell cabbages and I get this ;-;

[thecabbagecartguy-blog]

Cabbage bedtime story!

Gather around, gather around my cabbage-loving friends! I have come to tell you a story about my experience with the weirdest dream I've ever had! It all started one night while I was sitting with my cabbage cart, cuddling with a bunch of heads while I watched the stars, and then suddenly, a flash appeared in the sky, and some sort of monolith crashed down beside me....but...it looked to be made entirely out of...cabbage....Cabbages are spherical, and trust me on this, I'm a cabbage expert, but this...this beauty was a massive...rectangular cabbage, 3 dimensional..I walked up to it, and I touched it, and my time stopped. I watched all the knowledge of cabbages pass before my eyes, how to get rid of slugs, how to breed the juciest cabbages, how to make them grow in a few hours! I learned EVERYTHING about cabbages...but...one thing..how to retrieve cabbages...from the beyond. I questioned the monolith of cabbagey goodness, and it simply..didn't answer. I was sad, and then it opened up, and I was enveloped in tendrils! I was pulled in yelling "I'VE SEEN ENOUGH CABBAGE TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!" I remember waking up in front of a big...door, inscribed with some strange language, images of cabbages...and me! I looked into the door, and it opened up...and through the darkness, I saw the beautiful...red...cabbage...I wept, for a long time, reaching out to the beautiful red cabbage, calling her name, but every time I got closer, she got further away. Eventually, I gave up, falling to my knees, and the door closed. I asked the door "What must I do to bring her back?" and the doors answered in the deepest, most menacing bleet of a goat I've eve-....no. I wake up, and a goat is eating a cabbage, the one I was cuddling, right in front of my face. Then I look around, the monolith is gone, and my cabbage cart is on its side. I look at it and yell "MY CABBAGES!" and that is the end. *pretends to close a book* Goodnight, my humble cabbage lovers.