(Ashrarz is my sister’s Orc, and she has a knack for breaking the game - and these moments happily join our stupid headcanon for Skyrim)
Stupid canon #1
Ashrarz was looking the other way when Alduin smashed his head in through the tower wall in Helgen. Ashrarz then fell out the hole Alduin left behind. (And because Ralof hadn’t said to jump yet, the quest marker was still up in the tower where Ashrarz could no longer get to, and we had to reload the game.)
Stupid canon #2
Ashrarz had a hard time getting into Riften. The guards tried to extort him before they would unlock the gates, then a dragon chased them away. They never came back and every exterior gate stayed locked. Eventually he resorted to breaking in via the sewers, found himself inside the jail, and then just wandered out past the interior guards. I guess they thought if Ashrarz wanted to get into Riften that badly, they weren’t going to stop him.












