#stupidshitwesay

[shitmeandmyfriendssay]

[existentiallaundry]

Rami, on art.

Rami: "Is she eating a waffle...?”

Ses: “It’s a dick, baby.” 

[inappropriatethingswithyarn]

9/20/17

M: These dicks are prettier than you.

Would you like to ruin your life the way we ruined ours? Go forth and google “cospenis”. NSFW, obvs. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. You’re welcome.

[inappropriatethingswithyarn]

9/20/17

C: She likes it quick and cheap.

M: That’s us!

[inappropriatethingswithyarn]

9/20/17

LYSO: Where’s my mommy? Make her come faster!

The things I’m driven to say when I’m hangry.

[inappropriatethingswithyarn]

9/13/17 Pattern Time!

A knitter (*cough* shop mom *cough*) working a sweater sleeve for the first time...

LYSO: It’s not even four inches, relax.

R: I’ve been working with it for an hour and a half and it’s only two inches!

For a fun newborn sweater pattern, check out Baby Vertebrae by Kelly van Niekerk, $5.50 USD on Ravelry. It’s available in a full grown adult size too for $4.00 USD!

[inappropriatethingswithyarn]

9/13/17

Discussing microplane graters...

M: Just don’t use the nutmeg one on your nuts.

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9/13/17

Discussing circular needle sizes...

M: I don’t like the nine inchers because they cramp my hands.

R: But what’s the diameter?

M: *deadpan* 1.5.