stupid shit we say

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Rami, on art.

Rami: "Is she eating a waffle...?”

Ses: “It’s a dick, baby.” 

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"I love the feeling of grass between my toes... Scratch my butt..."

-Rami narrating a random insta girl

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On Fate/Stay Night...

Ses: I’m already halfway through this route... Rami: AND NO ONE’S HAD SEX YET. Ses: I KNOW, THIS IS SO WEIRD. Rami: WHAT KIND OF ADULT GAME IS THIS???

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Jae across the everything...

“Then everything changed when Jae became everything.” 

-Sesna

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Pronouns...

“No one cares about banan.” 

-Rami

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Driving...

So you take a METROID left. 

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Inking and painting...

Ses: “...There’s a vagina on her wrist.”

Rami: “It’s okay, this guy has sperm all over his nose.” 

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On Chins...

“It’s not at shoveley as this one... This one’s the shoveliest of shovels.”

-Rami

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On vagina swabs.

Rami: "You don't have to do that..."

Ses: "well she doesn't HAVE to be a fucking CUNT SWAB... BUT SHE IS... A FUCKING DIRTY NASTY SMELLY ONE."

Rami: "EW THAT'S SO GROSS...!"

Ses: "EXACTLY, THAT'S WHAT SHE IS."

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ぼめん

Bomen kudasai.... bomen... -Ses

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"I'm watching the second episode of the second season of walking dead right now!" -Ses

"so cool! ok, so in the second episode tyrion's trying to head to atlanta to meet up wth rick...but he has to hitchhike, so sam and dean end up picking him up from king's landing..." - Lug

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It's sad because it makes sense...

My period is not like a hadouken... it's like... a SHINKU hadouken.

-Sesna, on periods. 

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On Genetically Enhanced Food...

I want my food to benchpress more than me. -Lugos

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Royal Ludroth...

You broke his face.. AND his face-face. 

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Coup'ns (coupons)

Coup'ns.... Coup'ns! Coup'ns a bag...

Feed the art student, that's what she cries. While overhead the loans fill the sky...~! 

-Sesna

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Just another day in Lunar Dungeon...

Yazi: =P pooples 

Lugos: peeples

Sesna: peoples

Sesna: peepholes

Sesna: pee on poles

Yazi: pewples

Lugos: pupils

Sesna: peon poles

Sesna: pea poles

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"Y'know... I don't know about anybody else, but I'd go out of my way to... NOT slap a black belt..."

-Yep. Sounds legit.