#stuve

[sharpth1ng]

Stu gonna be HATE hate fucking Steve and honestly that’s so fucking hot.

Bro’s making Steve choke on his dick and fuckin his throat.

I think that’s what’s appealing here is the idea of Stu being a toppy top in this situation where he would absolutely NOT do anything Steve says, unlike how he is with Billy.

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So yeah this is a really good concept 😭 😭 😭 I dont know if im ever going to recover from this AU and now im horribly considering trying to write some of it just because imf'pwjq'pj

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[sharpth1ng]

I think stu/steve should be Endgame. Rewrite everything you’ve ever written and center it around Stu/steve and mainly Steve. He is the main character. Go Steve. STU/STEVE MY MAINNNNN SHIP YEAAAAHH

( to those unaware of my lore, this is me saying random shit and fucking around. i don’t seriously believe anything i just said 🤡 )

Crying actively tbh. What happens to billy in this AU?? Is he getting gutted?

[sharpth1ng]

What would you do if you woke up inside a giant red balloon? A giant red balloon filled with maple syrup that was impenetrable?? What would you do sharpy??? Would that make you write the heterosexual smut??? AND NOT TO MENTION, being trapped in a red balloon would give you time to rewrite debaser with stu and steve!! the ship the people want!! the one we NEEDDDDDDDDD, the chemistry is off the charts with those two. Not just sexually, but romantically. It’s not a want, it’s a need. Comply or else

Nothing is impenetrable if you try hard enough

Here’s your Stu x Steve romance:

“Oh Stu, now that I have had your thick throbbing member in my love hole i am gay and I want to marry you” said Steve, wiping his hand on Stu’s handsome face. Stu’s blue orbs stared with hearts in them.

“Yes I was so scared of Billy I was brainwashed but your butthole cured me.” Stu said and got on a knee. He was wearing a suit and smiling. “Now I am not a murderer and will you be my husband?”

“Yes I will be your husband and We will be happily ever after!” Steve orbs blinked and he started crying.

And then they both got on the horse and galloped of into the sunlight

[sharpth1ng]

OK damn. Omfg your mind?? Stu planting the fucking pictures for Casey to find. 🤯 I love that. Dude's a complete menace.

Both concepts are hot as fuck, and I'm 100% here for both, BUT I think the hottest one is whichever one pisses Billy off the most. Mostly because I’m more interested in the Stuilly crumbs than any of the Stu x Steve shit.

DUDES A MENACE.

I think what I'm going with is that this happens multiple times, Stu gets fucked by Steve and then Stu also fucks Steve, and Billy is SUSPICIOUS. Stu is kind of living for the jealousy, he's eating it up honestly. Esp when Billy actually finds out and he's trying to be shitty about it but it's like, not really all that convincing.

"What the fuck Stu? Him? Steve Orthe? That's fucking disgusting honestly, of all the dudes you could have fucked-"

"What, would it have been better if I fucked Randy?"

"What? No!"

"Then who do you want me to fuck, man?"

"I'm- You don't- UGH. Shut the fuck up."

[sharpth1ng]

It is hot, and definitely something Stu would do. Stu being the petty asshole he is and seducing Steve out of pure spite. Him letting the dude fuck him in the ass just so he can think I turned Casey’s new boyfriend into a fag. Getting dicked down just to spite his ex girl.

Tbh I'm mostly converted to the concept of Stu topping but this is also so spiteful and manipulative and toxic, and it's also really working for me??

Like. Stu getting pictures of himself riding Steve and planting them for Casey to find before they kill her?

GETTING DICKED DOWN JUST TO SPITE HIS EX GIRL.

[sharpth1ng]

stu x steve is so silly but so aggressively horny...

Anyway Stu would totally make a joke out of how he's making Steve choke on the same cock his girlfriend did.

He would you’re so right, Steve is sucking him off and Stu’s like “Aww see, man? This will be a bonding experience for you and Casey, you can talk about what I taste like.”

LIKE ITS SO SILLY AND YET ALSO ITS SOOOO FUCKING HORNY

[sharpth1ng]

all these stu/steve hcs FUCK i never would’ve thought about that, but i can see the vision. keep it up, horny mfs 😸😸

lmao same dude. This one is eating my brain, it's some real genius shit.

[sharpth1ng]

Nah but you think praying mantis Stu is gonna let Steve top him tho? Nah man

(Petition to call Steve x Stu ‘Stuve’ cuz honestly it’s horrendous but so is every ship name in this fandom)

This is a good point anon, much to consider here.

Also help lord Stuve is bad but still not as bad as Stuilly. Ship name accepted.