#stvpidcupiid

[jelloandbeer]

@stvpidcupiid

"Listen, I recognize that it's going to be two million degrees outside but," the family had a tendency to pick the hottest days they could for the barbecues. It didn't make a whole lot of sense, since the heat was just going to make them testy and probably lead to a fight or two but they just couldn't resist. "There will be water balloons and there will also be wine. I think you should come to our cookout." she hesitated for a second, recognizing that neither of those things might be all that enticing. "And we're gonna feed you really well. You can't lose."

[oh-thehorrors]

@stvpidcupiid

"what did you do to my boy?" dean's 'associate' was wandering behind one of the dancers at his club, mouth gaped open as he followed her scent like some classic cartoon character. "i know it was you. you're behind this... distraction."

[whileurmine]

@stvpidcupiid liked this for a random one liner

"nah, i know you think you're right. i don't have to wanna correct you to disagree with you. maybe i just think you look cute when you're wrong. did you think of that?"