Sep 21, 2015
Andressa~ What is the dumbest lie you've ever told?
Ressa: There was this boy down in Rio de Janeiro who would not leave me alone. He would follow me at school and whenever I was in town. He never found out where I lived though. The day we left to come to this country he cornered me and I told him that if he did not go away I would eat him.
He called my bluff.
I had to slam his head into a wall to get away.
I have never eaten a person and never will.
,,,, maybe the lie about the chicken in my backpack’s clucking being my ringtone was more dumb…