She’s so genuinely distressed. SHE DIDN’T RAISE YOU THIS WAY, STEVEN. EVER SINCE YOU WENT TO CLOWN COLLEGE YOU’VE BEEN GOING OFF THE RAILS.
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She’s so genuinely distressed. SHE DIDN’T RAISE YOU THIS WAY, STEVEN. EVER SINCE YOU WENT TO CLOWN COLLEGE YOU’VE BEEN GOING OFF THE RAILS.
I LOVE GARNET.
Forget Steven, I am aging twenty years for every second this goes on.
This is the most tensely shot scene in clown cinema since Pennywise dragged that kid into the sewer.
Look at these screenshots. I would like to have a personal conversation with whoever came up with the concept for this episode.
“Kind of” WHO ELSE IN THE WORLD LOOKS LIKE THESE FOUR PEOPLE? ONE OF THEM’S PURPLE.
PEARL PLEASE
Can I just say Rose chilling in the middle, doing nothing but looking like a glorious 18th century pantone pro v advert while the rest of the gems flail around her is hilarious?
Everyone is really rocking these looks, too! Rose’s cravat and her explorer shirt and her bag that’s probably full of ADVENTURE GEAR! Garnet’s got Harry Potter glasses and Gaston gloves and a tricorner hat and she is KILLING IT. Pearl’s wearing the hippest of powdered wigs, like she’s about to go preside over the trial of an urchin who stole some rock cakes off a windowsill, and Amethyst’s in full on military uniform. Please, there’s only so much my gay little heart can take.