May 1, 2017
OH MY GOD
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OH MY GOD
all right greg I want you to look her straight in those big blue diamond-shaped peepers of hers and repeat the words “swiper no swiping” until she backs down
okay I’m not saying every single cartoon we’ve ever seen on-screen in the SUniverse has had some kind of meta significance but every single cartoon we’ve ever seen on-screen in the SUniverse has totally had some kind of meta significance so no I won’t ignore the blatant alien abduction happening here thank you very much
If the war weren’t right on top of them again, the Gems might have had a point with the whole “let’s wait until he’s older before talking about this” thing. If they had time, if they had space to breathe...
...but they don’t.
Homeworld is knocking on their doorstep, Steven has to figure out his place in the universe, on the team, and in relation to his mother right now, and there just simply isn’t any time to coddle him. You need to get talking, girls, and you need to get talking now.
UM, EXCUSE ME!?
EXCUSE ME!?
okay are you actually required to be that subservient and flowery every time you perform a basic task or are you being overdramatic out of spite
okay I laughed that’s gotta be so uncomfortable
OH BOY THAT SURE AIN’T BLUE