Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💖
Thank you for the ask! Time to take a trip down memory lane and see all that I have written on this account 😅
Modern sugar baby Laszlo - @rumblelibrary and I had discussed this concept before between ourselves and when I set up this account V had to come and send it as a prompt and when I think of this account it's what first springs to mind. I loved the concept of Laszlo getting a sugar mummy and the gif I used as well of a young-looking Laszlo makes me weak, he's so cute! It's my favourite because of the concept alone.
The winner's prize - Frankly I am surprised there was not more Niki x James pieces that came up during the Bruhl nation. It is the prime enemy to lovers' material. Nevertheless, I loved writing the dynamic between the reader, Niki and James and I loved writing the situation. Plus the prompt came from the lovely @i-am-dead-inside-666 who've I've had lots of discussions about James x Niki, and who always supports my work and the sub work and sends lots of prompts. Thank you :)
Putting Niki in his place and making him shut up - I won't lie, sub-Niki is one of my favourite subs simply because I love the idea of how bratty sub-Niki would be and how fun it would be to put him in his place and with this piece I got to explore that as much as I wanted!
What happens under the sheets - A really short piece but it was written about Ernst who I love but haven't really written a lot for, so I enjoyed being able to write about his character when I got the chance! And of course, pegging is one of my fav concepts. I love the idea that Ernst seems like a really dominant character but actually what happens under the sheets is a lot different ;)
Reader and Zemo engaging in puppy play - I believe this was one of the first pieces I wrote on here. Definitely one of the first requests I got on here outside my friendship group on here. Either way, this was the first time I had tried to write puppy play and it was definitely not what I was used to but Daniel has such a cute puppy face (he's said so himself) so it fitted well and I loved being able to write Zemo like this. So all these factors combined are why it gets into the top 5 for me.
So, we don’t get enough Schmidt and I would love you to elaborate on pregnant Schmidt and the idea of him being a mom. like, aaaa!
Okay okay so sorry this took like forever for me to get to, but pregnant Schmidt omg, just thinking about it makes me 😍
When he first finds out, he just freaks, genuinely freaks out because the spaceship isn't designed to keep a child on board, it isn't safe; they don't have food, supplies for a baby. He doesn't think he can go through with this, for he can't get back down to earth. They can't until the mission is complete. So, he is very moody and grumpy for a while. Even Volkov avoids him instead of trying to annoy him like usual, as he knows now isn't the time.
You finally are able to sit him down, though, and talk some sense into him. That it is your child as well and though you are just as worried, you know that he will be the best mum and that you two can make things work. Together you two can do this and it calms him down.
Slowly he starts preparing, trying to make the ship 'baby' proof. Sometimes he feels a bit ridiculous, he was there to be a scientist not do this, but everyone on the crew starts to help him out, bringing him things they have made for the baby, clothes and toys, thinking up ways to make the ship safer. Even Earth sends supplies and in the end, Ernst feels very loved and grateful for everything, finally feeling for once he was accepted in a happy if odd family.
Giving birth was a struggle. There is only one doctor on board who had to work with what he got and Ernst was swearing blindly from the pain. The labour lasted a while, though you stayed by his side and held his hand through it. He yelled that he wasn't going to let you anywhere near him again till he was back on Earth. Eventually, though, he gives birth to a beautiful baby boy who he names 'Cosmo'
Ernst had maternity break technically, though as he lived at his work, it was hard for him to stay away even with the baby constantly needing his attention. The first month he stayed in his room looking after Cosmo. Everyone was allowed to visit and they were all over the moon to see him, but Ernst wanted to keep him safe in his room for a while as he learnt to look after him. But slowly he started to take him out and around the ship. Ernst could be a very paranoid mum, anxious about Cosmo getting hurt by something and then not having the right help for him, but you tried to assure him Cosmo would be okay. You occasionally tried to look after Cosmo and let Ernst have a break, but he ended up worrying too much on his break and needed his baby back again, and you didn't mind. You loved seeing Ernst dote on your child, seeing how he would smile as he looked down at Cosmo, the baby talk he gave him, how attentive he was. He was glowing as a mother.
Ernst couldn't stay away from his work too long though, so he was able to make one of those baby chest straps and he would carry Cosmo around in it while he worked on the maths and machines in the ship. The crew loved having Cosmo in the main pit, even if the crying sometimes got a bit too much. They never complained.
As Cosmo grew older, he became a very curious child and you would often see him running around the ship, with Ernst running after him, trying to get him to slow down and have some fruit. You and Ernst tried your best to teach Cosmo about Earth and what it was like. As you were both aware with him growing up on the ship, he was missing out a lot. The rest of the crew were all more than willing to teach Cosmo as well about Earth and their duties on board the ship. They loved taking him for the afternoon while Ernst worked on something to show Cosmo their work and playfully try to convince him their work was better than his mother's, though Ernst would frown when he found out. Ernst was constantly trying to teach Cosmo physics, spending his evenings sitting down with Cosmo and teaching him, but Cosmo never quite got the grasp of it. Ernst didn't mind though, for he adored his son and all he wanted was the best for him. You and Ernst had already made a plan to take Cosmo around the Earth when you get back, so he could explore the planet fully before settling down and having a normal life.
You watched as Ernst stormed into your room, his face red with anger as the words were already leaving his lips about how pissed off he was with Volkov. He hadn’t even looked at you yet as he stormed around the room, running his hand through his hair in stress. He was on the edge of punching something, though he was trying to hold himself back as not to damage anything in your room.
“Have you ever heard of knocking, Ernst?”
Ernst finally turned to glance over at you for the first time since he entered the room and his eyes widened as he took in your position. You were sitting on your bed, legs spread and your fingers buried inside of you. Instantly Ernst was blushing again, and this time for a different reason. He tried to give you modesty and look away, but he just couldn’t pull his eyes away from your cunt.
“You interrupted me,” you tell him, your eyes not feeling him as you thought amusement curl in you, watching how flustered he had become.
“I-I’m sorry, I’ll leave you alone,” he muttered, pushing his glasses back up his nose as he finally pulled his eyes away from you and quickly strides towards the door.
“Don’t leave… just close the door,”
Ernst pauses and looks back at you, eyes wide. Realising you were serious, though, he quickly closed the door and then awkwardly stood by it. You chuckle with amusement at how awkward the man was, how he needed to be told everything. You start to move your fingers again inside of you, feeling your building climax again.
“Sit on the bed and get your cock out,” you bark at him, and he eagerly does so. He sits down on the end of your bed, facing you, and slowly unzips his work suit and pulls his semi-hard cock out.
“Stroke yourself,”
Nodding, his eyes focused on your fingers again, watching the way they twisted in and out of you as he spat on his hand and stroked himself to hardness. He started off slow but then picked up speed, twisting his palm and running his thumb over his tip to collect the pre-cum starting to drip, and used it as more lube as he rubbed himself. The sound of slapping filled the air as he worked himself faster, his breath staggering as he reached his limit as well.
You were moving your fingers faster now as well, matching his tempo, and you felt so close to your own climax, the heat curling in your stomach. However, Ernst’s face was redder as his glasses slipped down his nose from the sweat accumulating on him.
“I’m going to, I’m going to cum, soon y/n,” he could say, his breath hitching at the end.
“Not yet. You need to wait for me. It’s only fair,” you tell him, curling your fingers inside of yourself.
Ernst bit down on his bottom lip but tried to do as you asked, pressing down on his tip slightly and hissing as he delayed his oncoming climax. His eyes focus on your fingers again, willing you to be faster to bring yourself to your climax so that he can reach yours.
You grind your hips into your bed as you let out a few gasps, jabbing your fingers inside you a few more times till you finally let your head fall back as you come over them, your walls clutching down on your fingers as you let out a loud moan. Ernst could tell that you had come, and the man didn’t have any more willpower to hold back. Crying out your name loudly, the man’s eyes shut as his own back arched slightly and his cum shot out, going all over your bedsheets as he slowed down the movements of his hand, pulling out his climax as long as he could till he cock was too sensitive to touch anymore.
What do you think the subbies favorite thing about sex is or is it after sex maybe the for play?
Zemo:
I think Zemo not only loves just how good the sex makes him feel in general, but he also loves the intimacy of it. He's been stuck in prison for a very long time, not being able to talk to anyone else or to experience any physical contact so to have you there looking after him, treating him, giving him that special contact. It makes him feel so loved and treasured after so long of being alone. (He also loves the after sex as well, being able to snuggle up to you, maybe eat some good together etc)
Laszlo:
Also big on after sex, like this man has been touch-deprived his whole life and been brought up to feel like he doesn't deserve any of his success. He needs a lot of comfort, and while the sex is certainly nice that emotional intimacy after the sex is what will make him cry from happiness because he feels so loved by you and that's his favourite thing.
Andrea:
Oh, Andrea loves the sex. He loves feeling good and he loves overstimulation as well, being on the verge of crying from how good you are making him feel. He also loves being cheeky towards you as well as part of the foreplay but yeah what he loves most of all is how good you make him feel.
Niki:
He really enjoys the foreplay where he is being bratty (aka his usual self) because then he gets to see how you punish him, and no matter how much he might complain about it, he secretly really enjoys the punishment. He does love the sex however especially when you are being quite rough with him.
Ernst:
Big fan of foreplay, he loves how you know just how to turn him on, be it kissing him down his neck, running your hands all over him, ordering him about, he loves loves loves it. Of course, he loves the sex as well, he's a much more intimate guy as well when it comes to it but yeah the foreplay is always one of his favourite parts.
Alex:
He would find it hard to choose one part because frankly, he loves all of it, he loves being able to serve you, do everything for you, he wants to be there to make you feel good and while he enjoys his own pleasure of course which you always give him, what makes him the happiest is seeing how pleased you are with him and how good you feel as well. So that includes the foreplay, the actual sex and the after play, he loves it all.
Sebastian:
Definitely the sex. I say Andrea is a slut, but like let's face it, out of all of them Sebastian is definitely the most slutty. He loves feeling good, he loves the sex, he loves moaning loudly as you push him onto the bed. If he had his way neither of you two would ever leave the bed. He might not be that big on aftercare but he tries to put in the effort of course for foreplay though usually, it's you doing it to him, but it's the sex where he certainly comes into full play, giving it everything he's got.
David:
He loves the foreplay, the excitement of it as he realises what's to come, how you keep kissing him and slowly melting away all the worries he had in his mind till just his excitement and love for you takes over. He loves sex and aftercare as well but the foreplay just makes him so excited and smiley.
Tony:
Definitely, a fan of aftercare, like with Laszlo he's touch deprived and for a lot of his life has felt almost like a failure to his father because his father didn't accept him, but finally, he is ready to date you and he loves feeling that love and finally feeling accepted for who he is with you. He just feels so satisfied and happy after, it's perfect.
Alex Garel:
Also enjoys foreplay like David, it distracts him from working on his robots as sometimes he gets a bit too obsessed with them and forgets other things he needs to do like eat and sleep, but when you start to kiss his neck, pull him upstairs, whisper dirty things over to him, then all he can focus on is you and he loves it.
Actual Volkov teasing Ernst to get pegged by you and thats actually a fact but he has no clue
What happens under the sheets
Word count: 914
Warnings: Volkov being rude about Ernst and about him being German, f!reader, pegging
A.N: A little short piece, we hardly have any sub Ernst content! (Or Ernst content in general) so it was nice to write. This isn't beta read as I wanted to get this out today.
In realising Friday was coming up, it always brought upon the feeling of irritation within Ernst. In some aspects, the day was good. It was one of the few days in his timetable where he got to work in the same room as you, and subsequentially he loved to spend this time around you. So what made this day always so bad for him?
Volkov.
You two couldn’t do anything remotely romantic or sweet; you couldn’t hold hands. You could flirt or joke, you could hardly even speak to each other without Volkov complaining about not wanting to see this or teasing the two of you relentless about it.
Some common phrases could include, “I’m surprised a german kraut could get himself a girlfriend”, “He looks like a weasel; why would you date him?” “Perhaps he is using you to get inside information and report back to the German federation. We all know what they are like.”
You would always be quick to defend Ernst while at the same time preventing him from pummeling Volkov’s face in from his remarks; this in itself would add fuel to the fire, which would blow up in proportions the following Friday.
aAs usual, the three of you were in the engine room, working on wiring, when Volkov and his simple mind became increasingly bored. He could hear quietly how you and Ernst were whispering to each other, ribbing at each other and then the quiet giggles. It irked him in some inexplicable way, and without his mind thinking much of it, he was speaking.
“Please, you are going to make me gag”, he groans, earning a harsh glare from Ernst, who had whipped around as soon as he heard the first syllable leave Volkol’s lips.
“You can easily tune us out”, you grumble, placing your hand on Ernst’s shoulder in an attempt to soothe him and get him to turn back around. Volkov, however, was determined to push this further than necessary.
“Yes, let your girlfriend tell you what to do. You seem always to love listening to her and obeying her commands.”
Volkov’s eyes flicker over the two of you again, a fatal smirk settling on his lips.
“Knowing you, you let her take all of your control. You probably are on your back every night letting her push a fake cock into you.”
You didn’t have enough strength to hold Ernst back this time.
Volkov was forced to make a formal apology to both of you, between holding a bloodied rag to his nose. He claimed he was joking and that he never actually believed that you would peg Ernst.
And yet later that night, Ernst’s hands were grasping at the sheets blow him for stability, his hips pushing up in time with you, his back dripping sweat into the sheets below him. His voice rumbled from the little moans that he let out as his eyes became half-lidded.
You were between him, pushing his legs open and bent at the knees, allowing you to hold onto his thighs, and you thrusted into him repeatedly. Your eyes kept switching from his burning red face down to his ass and how his little hole kept opening for you, allowing you to push into him each time with ease swiftly. It wrapped around your strap on with ease from the amount of times you had already pushed into him.
“I wonder what Volkov’s face would be to see that he was right about you”, you groan, slamming back into Ernst, determined to hit his prostate. You must have hit your mark as Enrst’s jaw became slack as he let out a moan, and his back arched so that you could push into him deeper.
“As he sees how good you are at giving overall control, at letting me push you into the bed, making you feel good.”
“God y/n-” he groaned, his voice becomes high pitch, “Please!”
“Please what, use your words.”
His chest was heaving, and he bit down on his bottom lip as a tear few started to appear in his eyes.
“Please,” he started again.
“Please, please let me cum” was what he managed to get out from the scramble of his mind.
You pretended to ponder it for a moment, slowing your hips, but that made a mine escape poor Ernst’s lips as his eyes looked up pleadingly at you.
“Well, as you asked so nicely.”
You pushed back into him with new vigour, and quickly his thighs were shaking as he let out a series of loud moans, being just at the edge of his climax. With one last thrust into his sweet hole, his cock twitched upon his stomach, and he let out a lewd moan as rods of warm cum shoot over his chest, his hips moving up and pushing into you with every pump as he released everything in his climax.
After a minute, he started to come down from his high as you gently pulled out of him. He laid there, utterly exhausted as you cleaned him up and took care of him. As you finished up, you looked down at him as he slowly drifted off to sleep, and you found yourself so thankful to have met someone like him and that you hoped Volkov would mind his business if he knew what was best for him.
Me just casually thinking about spanking Niki’s, Ernst’s and Seb’s bratty little asses. There is something about making a man cry for me that is *chef’s kiss*
Niki’s voice is hard for me to write otherwise I’d be turning out some sub content for him.
I will say it once and I will say it again, men crying are beautiful! Especially when it is the Danny Bunch.
For spanking their asses, uh yes please! Daniel hasn't shied away from showing his lovely assets on-screen (thank god) and so we know that his ass is just so lovely and like would be amazing to spank and see how red it becomes, what noises they would make. Likely a well-deserved punishment for how bratty they become 🤭
As for getting their voices right, I always struggle with that as well and worry I make them sound too generic, but practice makes perfect. Go for the leap and try it if you feel comfortable at any stage to write for him. Sub content for him (and Seb and Ernst) are still quite lacking
Hey, you just gave drunk me an idea, what would be the Dan bunch reaction to constantly getting a pet on their butt? Like, random times. A little petty pet, you know...
@lieutenantn I love your druken thoughts so much, we need so much more
Zemo:
Zemo really likes it. To have you at random times walk past him and quickly pat his ass through those tight trousers of his. You would totally do it in front of important people he is talking to as well. Maybe you might even give it a squeeze to see him suddenly jump in surprise. Still, he loves it because he loves how you are showing that he is yours.
Laszlo:
He gets so flustered. He never expects it so when you suddenly walk past him and just pat him on the ass, he would jump too high, drop whatever he is holding and his eyes instantly look over to you, widened in surprise. He might not even be able to speak for a few minutes as his mind just registers what the hell just happened. If you do it in front of people as well he becomes so embarrassed. He has such a cute ass though so you can't help yourself.
Andrea:
One way to make that man horny. You pat his ass and instantly his face turns to you and he will be smirking widely. He'd want to have constant contact though, has your hand on his ass constantly. If you did it in front of people say the sisters maybe he will be a bit more modest but then he would be super needy and try to get you alone to help sort his arousal out.
Niki:
I'm still thinking about that bongo solo @lieutenantn 😂 he would be tolerant of it. Like if you do it he will turn and shoot you a glare especially in front of people but he never tells you to stop doing it. He lets you have your fun because he knows how much you love his ass. Plus he has a super-sensitive ass so he feels it all fully and secretly does love the feeling of his ass being touched.
Ernst:
Like Laszlo, he would be a bit shocked and embarrassed, especially if you did it in front of the crewmates as he knows they will tease him and he doesn't want them to know he is a sub. Still giving it a pat and a nice squeeze is so fun and when alone it does make him smile knowing how much you like his ass, even if it gives him a shock.
Alex:
He wouldn't like it if you did it in front of his mother, but in all other circumstances, he really likes it. Not too much of course but every once in a while he would smile as you give him a little pat, reminding him he is yours (and how he has such a pretty ass) he would though insist later on that you peg him to make up for it.
Sebastian:
He loves it anytime anywhere, he doesn't care who he is talking to, having you pat him on the ass makes him incredibly happy and horny. He tries to wriggle his ass back into your palm so that you might squeeze him as well. Like Andrea, he gets off on it.