Random jojo head cannons:
Mdni!
Nsfw and slightly crack fic vibes?
Jonathan: He’s a big big boy, his dick is definitely bigger than your arm. But like- I 100% in dios attempt to ruin his life told him he’s got a small one. Not like he’s seen it but- Jonathan being… Jonathan- he believed it.
So when you’re stretching and struggling to take his fucking behemoth cock. He’s there, whimpering, thinkinh it’s taking so long for you to take it because it’s not satisfying to you. So what does he do to remedy this? Fucks you deeper than you’ve ever felt before. His tip absolutely bullying all the right places. It’s only the gentlemanly thing to do, he needs to know you’re satisfied.
Joseph: Biggest twat in bed. Like if you could turn a brat into a dom, that’s what he’d be- not saying he doesn’t sub. But his default is to just drive you up the wall. So when he’s got you caged under his muscular body, you’re oh so close to release… and then… he pulls his dick out. Oh that evil fuck. Joseph is an edging devil. His cocky smirk makes you want to bite it off. Oh but then he starts up again and you’re just pulled from your thoughts as he builds you up again… it’s always a long night with him. He’s the biggest wind up.
Part 4-6 jotaro: Jotaro isssss a pillow prince. Not necessarily a selfish lover or lazy per se….. he just.. he loves when you ride him. He loves having his hands on your hips as you bounce on him. He gets to see all of you, especially after a long day of fighting a stand user or researching dolphins,.. he needs a break. So when you take him to pound town? Yeah he likes to sit back and take it. Especially when he does the occasional hip thrust just as your hips meet his. Oh the joy in his face when you’re scrunches up at the overwhelming feeling. Delicious.
Jolyne: Jolyne absolutely loves being eaten out. Especially when laid on her back and legs wrapped around your head. Especially if there’s a window at night so she can see the moonlight- but anyways… yeah no absolutely loves it, loves the fingers in your hair, the hands on her thighs, if you make eye contact with her all in the process? Yeah she’s coming undone on the spot.
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I’ve only done the animated jojos since I’m not familiar with the other jojos- and obviously josuke and Giorno are disqualified for obvious reasons.
But I love jojos so much- so excited for SBR- definitely gonna be making more jjba content









