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Final Round of the 2026 Tumblr Sexyman Contest be like:
I'm not saying we should make our votes based purely on superstition, but if anybody can Juice The Orange, it's the guy obsessed with cooking.
@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026
Break the stereotype of tumblr sexyman always being a skinny guy in a suit. It’s time for hairy muscled short middle aged men with big beards to shine. Vote senshi
He’ll make you bread
I should print out a picture of senshi and hang it in my kitchen to make sure I eat healthy and balanced meals every day.
Turn off the TV !
Go outside !
Eat a delicious meal with a beloved friend !
VOTE SENSHI !
Okay I hope this one breaks containment because I know what the answers will be for my corner of tumblr, but
If it was Senshi vs. Tenna, who would vote for?
Senshi
Tenna
For the love of god vote for Senshi. Do not let that fucking television win shit.