Thirteen: One thing that bummed me out that I just realized; they never used the theme
Ave Tyrannus!: the what?
Thirteen: The theme song
Thirteen: You know, that one with the horns and the onimous
Thirteen: ominous
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Ave Tyrannus!: I've never heard the godzilla theme
Thirteen: google it
Thirteen: Yuo have
Thirteen: Just like everyone else
Ave Tyrannus!: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Ave Tyrannus!: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
Ave Tyrannus!: no, haven't heard that before
Thirteen: Really?
Ave Tyrannus!: Listening to it now
Thirteen: That's horrible
Ave Tyrannus!: I've never seen any of the old movies
Ave Tyrannus!: yeah, it's terrible I haven't had to hear B-tier monster movie intro music
Ave Tyrannus!: how did I live such a lie
Thirteen: The fuck you say
Ave Tyrannus!: Who'd win in a fight
Ave Tyrannus!: Gojira or superman?
Thirteen: first shot wins
Thirteen: Atomic breath would waste him
Thirteen: Punch to the head would kill Godzilla
Ave Tyrannus!: nah
Ave Tyrannus!: an X-Kilotonne atomic bomb cannot kill godzilla, apparently
Ave Tyrannus!: and I don't think fire breath will hurt superman
Thirteen: Superman gets hurt by radiation, what are you talking about
Thirteen: "Atomic breath"
Ave Tyrannus!: What's atomic about it?
Ave Tyrannus!: Other than the same thing that's atomic about everything
Thirteen: He eats nuclear ore
Thirteen: what do you think
Ave Tyrannus!: Why don't you tell me
Ave Tyrannus!: Because I think it's blue fire breath
Thirteen: Nope
Thirteen: Atomic
Thirteen: It's the name of the thing
Ave Tyrannus!: So it's blue fire breath named atomic breath?
Thirteen: Because it is Atomic
Thirteen: It has been since 1954
Ave Tyrannus!: Okay, for fuck's sake
Ave Tyrannus!: TELL ME WHAT ATOMIC BREATH IS
Ave Tyrannus!: If it was yellow, and it was called banana breath
Ave Tyrannus!: You'd be like
Thirteen: A NUCLEAR POWERED FUCK YOU IS WHAT IT IS
Ave Tyrannus!: "oh, it's yellow fire breath, but why is it called banana breath"
Ave Tyrannus!: and I'd be like "duh because it's banana breath"
Ave Tyrannus!: "it has vague banana qualities somehow or whatever"
Ave Tyrannus!: nobody is really clear on it but obviously it's banana breath
Thirteen: http://www4.nau.edu/meteorite/Meteorite/Images/Cherenkov.jpg
Thirteen: Cherenkov radiation is blue
Ave Tyrannus!: That link won't open
Thirteen: Why not?
Thirteen: Wait, it's a picture?
Ave Tyrannus!: "Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at www4.nau.edu"
Thirteen: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation
Thirteen: Here, try this then
Ave Tyrannus!: Okay, so this is electromagnetic
Ave Tyrannus!: You still haven't told me what the blue fire is, or how it is atomic
Ave Tyrannus!: (because you don't know)
Thirteen: No, I don't
Ave Tyrannus!: Because it isn't
Thirteen: I'm going by the older movies
Thirteen: And what is going with my browser, jesus chrsit
Ave Tyrannus!: I mean, I'm just
Ave Tyrannus!: I'm no physicist
Ave Tyrannus!: but I'm pretty sure there is no such thing as radioactive fire, and in fact the concept makes no sense and is maybe even some kind of minor paradox
Ave Tyrannus!: Well, that's not entirely true, fire does radiate something
Ave Tyrannus!: heat and light, specifically
Ave Tyrannus!: but that's uh
Thirteen: What about Chernobyl
Ave Tyrannus!: What fire is
Thirteen: ?
Ave Tyrannus!: A nuclear reactor meltdown, right?
Thirteen: Yeah
Thirteen: Super bad
Ave Tyrannus!: ...yeah?
Thirteen: Ok, let's try it this way.
Thirteen: No, fuck it
Thirteen: It's a movie
Thirteen: Deal with it
Ave Tyrannus!: It was just fire breath
Thirteen: And it was cool
Ave Tyrannus!: it was cool
Thirteen: I'm kinda surprised Bryan(?) died a quarter into the movie
Ave Tyrannus!: Yeah, me too,
Ave Tyrannus!: I figured he would be the main character
Ave Tyrannus!: Kind of hoping for it
Thirteen: I was thinking he would help the other Doctor guy
Thirteen: Since he studied the whole echolocation thing and all
Ave Tyrannus!: and they would pour coloured liquids into beakers and come up with a cure
Thirteen: And hold clipboards
Ave Tyrannus!: Exactly
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Ave Tyrannus!: Yo
Thirteen: Oy
Ave Tyrannus!: I feel like I've asked this before, but I can't quite find the memory
Ave Tyrannus!: Do you have Dawn of War II?
Ave Tyrannus!: Specifically Retribution but any campaign
Thirteen: No, but I've played it
Ave Tyrannus!: ah
Ave Tyrannus!: Are you decent at RTS's?
Thirteen: Not as I used to be
Thirteen: Rusty
Ave Tyrannus!: Doesn't require fast reflexes or perfect situational awareness, just being smart
Ave Tyrannus!: Well,
Ave Tyrannus!: If you buy it for yourself, I'll help pay for it
Ave Tyrannus!: I'd really like somebody to play with
Ave Tyrannus!: We can team up against the computer
Thirteen: I can't pay for it at all
Ave Tyrannus!: or play online against other players, or against eachother, or whatever
Ave Tyrannus!: Now right now, I know
Ave Tyrannus!: Come payday
Ave Tyrannus!: I'm broke right now too
Ave Tyrannus!: 'till thursday
Thirteen: Yeah, sure
Thirteen: Also, have you ever seen the older Godzilla posters?
Ave Tyrannus!: Maybe
Thirteen: http://zferolie.tumblr.com/post/85947384076/wani-ramirez-godzilla-movie-posters
Thirteen: Jesus Christ are they a beaut
Ave Tyrannus!: Aw yeah
Thirteen: Dat Biollante
Ave Tyrannus!: That's some powermetal album art level shit right there
Ave Tyrannus!: Still, gotta say I didn't like his tiny sausage arms, completely obese thighs and no neck
Ave Tyrannus!: The reason he looked like that before is because it was a guy in a 200 pound rubber and foam costume
Thirteen: Yeah, and he was designed to look kinda like a bear
Thirteen: And how do you expect something 300+ metres tall and God knows how many tonnes to suppor its own weight outside out a tripod?
Thirteen: According to Wikiepdia, last movie says 20k tonnes
Thirteen: Christ
Thirteen: And he was smaller
Ave Tyrannus!: It couldn't exist in the firstplace because of square-cube law, so this is outside the realm of physics
Thirteen: http://sliverdemon.tumblr.com/post/86213915883/lurkthejerk-sexanddatensincity
Thirteen: Also this
Ave Tyrannus!: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--_A20fsbQ--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/jemu0jxciktxh8vfabkl.jpg vs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120824010720/godzilla/images/7/77/486458_433738770002771_306754172_n.jpg
Thirteen: Don't you bring up square/cube, there are encyclopedias of shit science says movies can't do
Ave Tyrannus!: You started it
Thirteen: You brought it up
Ave Tyrannus!: "science says he would be fat" "science says he wouldn't exist at all" "don't you bring science into this!"
Thirteen: Won't open
Thirteen: Is it a whale monster?
Thirteen: Common sense isn't a science
Ave Tyrannus!: no, it's godzilla as a man in a 200 pound foam-latex suit vs an illustration of a realistically proportioned one
Thirteen: What, in the corner?
Ave Tyrannus!: no,
Thirteen: There we go, had to copy it
Ave Tyrannus!: the first image vs. the second image
Ave Tyrannus!: I sent you two links
Thirteen: Oh, there are two
Ave Tyrannus!: keep in mind
Ave Tyrannus!: This movie's godzilla had even weenier arms and even less neck
Ave Tyrannus!: Dude, it even FOUGHT like a guy in a suit
Ave Tyrannus!: I just
Thirteen: I'd have persnally preferred a dude in a suit
Ave Tyrannus!: thought they used modern technology to create the worst part of it
Ave Tyrannus!: Of course you would have, you're a complete hipster
Ave Tyrannus!: I mean that in the most affectionate way
Thirteen: There's a difference between hipster and muppets
Thirteen: Ah
Ave Tyrannus!: Here we go
Ave Tyrannus!: http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3539182.ece/alternates/s615/Godzilla.jpg
Ave Tyrannus!: even clumsy, bulky guy in foamrubber suit
Ave Tyrannus!: is half as clumsy and bulky
Thirteen: He does look like a bear, holy crap
Thirteen: They weren't kidding
Ave Tyrannus!: I don't even care that they made him super fat, it's fine, he looked like one of those badass snapping turtles with the spiked shells
Ave Tyrannus!: Seriously, the *proportions*
Ave Tyrannus!: It didn't have the proportions of a giant reptile
Ave Tyrannus!: it had the propotions of a guy
Ave Tyrannus!: in a lizard suit
Thirteen: Tyrannosaurus Rex
Ave Tyrannus!: you get it?
Ave Tyrannus!: no,
Ave Tyrannus!: guy in a fucking rubber suit
Ave Tyrannus!: The fact that it was retardedly clumsy and couldn't swing above its shoulder
Ave Tyrannus!: Made it even act like a guy
Ave Tyrannus!: in a rubber suit
Ave Tyrannus!: It was totally offputting
Ave Tyrannus!: the way he swung
Ave Tyrannus!: Was he put his arm out to the side
Ave Tyrannus!: and just turned his torso
Ave Tyrannus!: Because a big rubber suit isn't as articulated
Ave Tyrannus!: as say
Ave Tyrannus!: a shoulder joint
Ave Tyrannus!: which this thing apparently does not have
Ave Tyrannus!: I never know when you're disagreeing with me because you just do that compulsively or if you really didn't see it
Thirteen: Wouldn't the spines get in the way, anyways
Thirteen: , though
Ave Tyrannus!: they're totally spinal
Ave Tyrannus!: I was actually pretty happy about the spines/plates
Ave Tyrannus!: I thought they were gonna totally overdo it
Ave Tyrannus!: make them like 50% longer than his body
Thirteen: >Stegosaurus
Ave Tyrannus!: >wasn't a real dinosaur
Thirteen: Yes it was
Ave Tyrannus!: Wasn't that the one they just acknowlegded was made from like 4 different skeletons?
Ave Tyrannus!: Also,
Thirteen: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Stegosaurus_Senckenberg.jpg
Thirteen: This guy?
Ave Tyrannus!: From now on, whenever you try to greentext on here, I'm gonna hashtag
Ave Tyrannus!: Yeah
Thirteen: I think you're thinking of Archeoraptor
Ave Tyrannus!: nah man
Thirteen: He was a hoax in 1999/2000
Ave Tyrannus!: Let me find it, one sec
Thirteen: Go ahead
Thirteen: And greentexting is a force of habit
Ave Tyrannus!: Nevermind, it was triceratops I think
Ave Tyrannus!: I wasn't totally sure, but I knew it was one of the "famous" ones
Thirteen: No, Triceratios tyurned out to be a younger version of another dinosaur
Ave Tyrannus!: Yeah
Thirteen: But since Triceratops was found first, Torosaurus ain't no more
Thirteen: Something about the front legs, too, I forget
Ave Tyrannus!: Gotta say,
Ave Tyrannus!: I was pretty happy with the enemy kaiju
Thirteen: MUTO
Thirteen: They were Ok, yeah
Thirteen: I would have preferred one of the older monsters, but it makes sense they'd want to start with something new
Ave Tyrannus!: Liked the whole mama/papa thing
Ave Tyrannus!: Well
Ave Tyrannus!: I don't know a ton about the older ones
Ave Tyrannus!: I've just seen a few screenshots
Thirteen: There are a lot
Ave Tyrannus!: But a lot of them look pretty dumb/unfeasable
Thirteen: Not to mention the odd crossover
Ave Tyrannus!: Giant moth for example
Ave Tyrannus!: Hilariously ineffectual and would die really really fast
Ave Tyrannus!: It would be really hard to make it badass
Ave Tyrannus!: These things were some kind of cloverfield+armoured cockroaches
Thirteen: Funny you mention that
Thirteen: http://gentlemanbones.tumblr.com/post/86190400300/unicornlordart-gentlemanbones-well-hes-not
Thirteen: There is Battra, but I don't know anything about him
Thirteen: Space Godzilla would be fucking neato
Thirteen: Or Biollante, even
Ave Tyrannus!: http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q318/Monster_Master316/Toho/Biollanterose1.jpg
Thirteen: That's its first form
Thirteen: Look for the second
Ave Tyrannus!: So, if it seems like I'm totally not impressed, and think that's a "bottom of the barrel" idea
Ave Tyrannus!: it's because I am, and I do
Thirteen: No, seriously
Thirteen: Look at stage 2
Thirteen: One of the only monsters outdoing big G in sheer size
Thirteen: And the first time he's legitimately been given a run for his money
Thirteen: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--pDVkSY1H--/fee5jtirgigxt3emhhgu.jpg
Thirteen: http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_images/bdc19416012c68750bff23c342cd42f4/1370007%20-%20Godzilla%20M.U.T.O..png
Ave Tyrannus!: y u do dis
Thirteen: because you're my friend