#subeg

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"I'm confused"

Mom: Make sure to get your towel!

Subeg: WHAT?

Mom: Your towel!

Subeg: WHAT?

Mom: Towel!!

Subeg: I'm confused

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Review My Cookies

Me: Ok write a review for my cookies. Message it to me

Subeg: Ok.

Subeg's Message: Your cookies were really good 10/10

My reply: your review 2/10

Subeg: *reads the message* you reviewed my review?!

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Trying to think like Kawal

Subeg: I'm laughing like retardeds do

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After walking 2 miles on the treadmill

Subeg: [yelling from the shower to Mom] Are you happy?

Mom: So happy

Subeg: I did it for yooou

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Mom: Did you even shower? You still look dirty

Subeg: Yes I did! Wanna smell my armpits? They smell like flowers!

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Subeg: [laying down, unable to move] I'm cold

Me: Sucks to be you right now

Subeg: Can you go get me a blanket?

Me: Mahhhh

[a couple minutes later]

Subeg: Ahhh, I'm cooooold

Me: So am I. That's why I have a blanket on me right now

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Subeg (my brother) singing Single Ladies

If you like it then you shoulda put your name on it!

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Subeg: I have unlimited breath.

Me: What? No. No you don't

Subeg: Yes I do. WATCH

Subeg: [Proceeds to breathe out until he can't breathe out anymore]

Me: Exactly.

Subeg: I have unlimited in and out breath! [breathes in and out loudly]

Me: No you dooooon't! Otherwise people wouldn't drown