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Merry Christmas @subjecta5newtella
Title: Warning! Are you gay?
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
Warnings: There’s violence but its the kind of violence you get from a magical girl show made for kids. Alcohol is consumed.
Summary: “Well,” said the newt that wasn’t actually a newt but also said its name was Newt so what was the truth, “that’s a bit of a simplified way to put it but you’re more or less right.”
“Okay,” Thomas said, again, very carefully putting the baby down so as not to wake it. “I’m going to sleep and when I wake up it will be to find this was all a dream.”
“That’s not how life works! You can’t just make things go away by ignoring them.”
“Shut up, I’m not taking life advice from a dream.”
In which Thomas is just trying to get through uni life when life throws a wrench he can’t dodge at him that causes consequences™.
In this case, the wrench is a magical time travelling baby and a talking newt that break into his house at 3am, and the consequences are becoming the protagonist of a magical girl series. But hey, it could be worse. At least he doesn’t have to deal with romance on top of it, right?…right?
Notes: I hope you have a great holiday, Santeri!!!