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Ryou: If I cried every time Bakura lost, I’d be waterlogged.

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Ryou, on his VLOG: I’m burning sage and my boyfriend’s talking about how it’s irritating his skin.

Ryou: Yeah, I bet it is, demon.

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[texting]

Bakura: Hey

Bakura: You are a horror

Bakura: Hottie*

Ryou: You were closer the first time

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[game night]

Bakura: Never have I ever uhhhh blackmailed a crime boss.

Malik: Why are you all picking on me today? Ryou hand me the-

Ryou: [takes a drink]

Malik: WHAT.

Bakura: HA! I FUCKING KNEW IT.

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Bakura, grumbling: I hate people who’re always talking about their boyfriends. I like low-key stuff.

Bakura, in public: EVERYBODY LOOK AT RYOU! HE’S SO CUTE! HE HAS A FACE AND OPINIONS!

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[game night]

Malik: Your turn, Kek. Truth or dare?

Kek, slamming a shot: Truth.

Bakura: Ugh, coward.

Malik: Ummmm ok wh-

Kek: When I’m out working late I catfish people on Grindr and send them to your apartment.

Malik: What.

Ryou: What.

Kek, crying: I don’t want you to be lonely while I’m away.

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Bakura: The Ryou I know isn’t fit to be responsible for anyone, including and especially himself. I once saw him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner.

Bakura: Malik, he opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it like it was a thing normal people do. It was unholy. And then I asked him what the hell he was doing and he said, and I quote, “It’s basically a smoothie.”

Malik: I mean technically… he’s not wrong?

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Ryou, visiting Egypt, a little drunk: I don't know why people make such a big deal out of lying. It's super easy. You just say stuff. My dad thought I was straight until I was 17. You still think my name is Bakura.

Malik, who should know better: WHAT.