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Subterfuze 2023-08-18 Tompkins Square Park Manhattan, NY

#Subterfuze #Tompkins Square Park #hate5six

One of these days, I'm just going to respond to every short text post that pops up on my dash with a smooth response.

Ask subdoodles if you're curious as to what I mean.

#That'll be a fun day #heheh #SubterFuze

Random numbers go 8 3 9 29 38 5 27 5 9 (/ ' C ')/

8. Describe your crush.

Well not a crush anymore since we’re together buuuuut…

She’s funny, passionate, and very sweet. She has such beautiful eyes and hair and oh her smile too its amaaaaaaaaazing uvu She is a major butt and also a dork and also she is VERY ADORABLE LET ME TELL YOU IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

3. Are you a virgin?

9. Describe your perfect mate.

I don’t like the whole concept of formulating a “perfect” significant other, but since she’s perfect to me, see number 8 <3

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Nope

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Yeah, I didn’t expect to fall for Ellie :’D I did see her from time to time at streams and such but we didn’t start talking regularly on Skype until about a year ago yesterday. And let me tell you when I realized I had feelings for her I was like WHAT WHAT WHERE DID THIS COME FROM WHAT IS THIS and then I told her and it was awesome :’D

5. Are you in love?

Yes <333

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

Nope xD

#ellie #subterfuze #asks

JFC Why is that ice cream truck so fucking off key. It sounds like a skeleton would be in there or something looking at you as it slowly drives by. It doesn't even offer ice cream or anything. Kids just go "ice creeeee--" but when they arrive at the curb they're greeted by the skeleton man slowly driving by with the music on, staring at them as he inches away whilst the music drones on and he dissappears into the fucking sunset.

wait

what do you mean "it sounds like"?

isn't that what everyone else's ice cream trucks are like?

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