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[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[brit-is-bookish]

All of these are me. Lol

[thehikingastronomer]

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

[julietsemophase]

And it reached its epic conclusion

[isa-ghost]

I CHOKED ON FUNDIP

[van-arts]

HISTORY HAS BEEN ENGRAVED INTO THIS POST

[plebcomics]

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[brazenautomaton]

The guy in the cuck chair is on his fucking phone can you believe this shit

Fucking pay attention for two minutes asshole

[dashaibo]

"You call that sex? That bull belongs in a slaughterhouse!"

"And that cuck queen? We should bring a guillotine just for her!"

"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane

[off-brandhipster]

The Santa part almost ruined their friendship

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

Tolkien: you can’t just patch random things together because you like them, everything has to fit together in a dense textural weave of reasonable causes and effects

Lewis: and then the witch from the other dimension turns the fox to stone for having a contraband tea party …

[intjint]

Tolkein is the nerd that complains that characters’ costumes and weapons are impractical and Lewis is the nerd that thinks the designs fuck

[bespectacled-ghost]

[not100bees]

The person who wrote "I supported Amber Heard when I thought she was beating Johnny Deep's ass unprovoked" should win the Nobel Prize in Literature

[quinntheestallion]

this one tweet destroyed a multi million dollar PR smear campaign

[cheshireinthemiddle]

The person who said "I supported Heard when I thought she was an abuser'" (she was btw) is not the feminist hero youre treating her as.

But it does show that you never cared about victims. You would support the woman regardless of which side of the abuse she was on.

#feminism

[pharma-tard]

Every time you bitch about something that doesn't matter I tell another woman to beat her husband just FYI and they all do it

[boringtimesappreciator]

I'm all for billionaires beating each other to death, but I think it's worth mentioning that Nick Rekeita, a YouTube lawyer who made millions covering this case and siding with Johnny Depp, was arrested for neglecting his many children - to the point where his 9 year old daughter tested positive (waaay positive) for cocaine - and is also a disgusting cuckold swinger too!

An L for Depp supporters that is not discussed enough. Possibly indicative of a trend.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

"I cherry-picked a single Depp supporter who was accused of a horrible crime. Therefore, all Depp supporters, and Depp himself, are bad."

Did you know that Hitler ate sugar?

[rageofkyubii]

People like that don’t actually care about what they claim. They just want to feel superior and be “justified” in bullying anyone who doesn’t blindly praise them.

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[orgyporgy]

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

[foxyclock]

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

[hypokeimena]

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

[christopher-bryant]

home alone is just die hard for kids

[godsperm]

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

[syntactition]

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[violetwolfraven]

Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.

[sexycraisinthanos]

Plus if he just scared them away, they would have gone to rob his neighbors’ houses (if I remember correctly the neighbors were all gone except that old man who he couldn’t go to for help because he was convinced he was a serial killer)

[short-wooloo]

Not if, he did scare them away, Kevin drove off the bandits through non violent means 3 times before he resorted to traps and Rube Goldberg shit, Kevin gave them 3 chances to walk away, after that it was fair game

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Ah, I see I see.

Home Alone is a fairy-story.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯_(ツ)_/¯

You sure associating your movement with an illogical child - who was objectively wrong about cops and his neighbour, and put himself and others in more potential danger because of it, and ultimately had to be saved by a friendly bystander using force - is the play here?

[rageofkyubii]

And in the second film, he went out of his way to get photographic proof and call the cops on them.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[brazenautomaton]

I am going to punch you into the heart of the Sun

[yaknowlikenyah]

We need to bring back the bait fish because sometimes it feels like yall can't tell when someone is trolling you

Look at him! He's so cute and he knows that someone posting stupid, brain dead or offensive comments is just trying to get you mad, and you should make fun of them for that.

We as a website need him back in our lives

[peat-moss-and-starlight]

[simon-newman]

[eric-coldfire]

Bait used to be believable.

[wanderer-chronicles]

[gsirvitor]

[lambdadeltatankie]

Space colonialism discourse more or less reveals that your average tumblr users takeaway from discussions about colonialism and what it does to indigenous populations is that the act of moving itself and extracting resources is the badist part, and not the annihilation/displacement of said indigenous populations. So, every six 6 months, we have heated discourse on if it's morally wrong to use the resources from a totally inert rock in space that can never and will never support its own life on it.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

I remember when people got mad at Elon Musk for talking about space colonization, including the fact that people will die out there. Which was bad for...some reason? I'm not sure they even had a reason, they just wanted to hate Musk.

[rageofkyubii]

“Remember” implies that they’ve stopped doing that.

[when-they-meow]

"why isn't there any good LGBT rep in games??" because you don't use itch io and don't believe art made by smaller teams is worth anything or you think nsfw art is an inherent moral failing. Go play a 20 minute porn game made by a depressed transfem lesbian and then maybe you'll calm down

[darthlenaplant]

"why isn't there any good LGBT rep in games??"

My brother in christ, yall couldn't even handle "Dream Daddy" (or whatever the title of that gay dating sim was) and chose to harass the dev into oblivion instead.

[shadewriter13]

"Well if they didn't make the gender bend mode/version we wouldn't have had to harass them. And they did the rep wrong. And they're bad people anyway. And fuck them."

Goes the response.

That's how I remember it at least; some people were holding Dream Daddy up as good representation but then they went and made the entire cast female as a joke/skit/prank/dream/SOMETHING and then suddenly it was bad, evil, wasn't perfect anymore and thus instantly dropped.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

That was fanart, some idiots harassed the fanartist, and the devs did say "hey, cut that out", and then fans turned on the devs.

[rageofkyubii]

I still have the art saved on my phone.

From what I remember, people complained that the girl at the end wasn’t drawn “fat enough”.

[gsirvitor]

[rageofkyubii]

[grunkleuri]

Resident Alien 02.13: Harry, A Parent

"They're about to leave. No, it's nothing important. Can you hold on a second? Was there something else?" "No, nothing important."

[seriousfic]

Line readings that make you remember man played a whole-ass supervillain on Dollhouse.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

I never forgot.

[rageofkyubii]

Resident Alien was a pretty entertaining show.

[quicksilvermad]

One of my favorites.

[rageofkyubii]

Just how hard Calvin’s mom is losing it is the best.

[generallemarc]

Concord's peak concurrent playercount is 660

Launch day was two days ago, and even some of the best games out there never get higher peak playercounts than at launch. Get woke, go broke. Also we're sick to death of hero shooters.

[wolfnanaki]

Quick question, what makes it "woke" according to you?

[thirtyravensinamansuit]

Is it just an uninteresting, middling game dropped into an already oversaturated market after receiving little in the way of advertising? No surely it is because it is woke, that must be why it failed. Now ignore the fifty million times a 'woke' game has earned a ton of money and keep your head planted firmly in the sand.

[generallemarc]

Yeah, of course woke games are profitable. Doesn't everyone remember how much money Suicide Squad and Forspoken made? Everyone loves being preached to about identity politics, and I'm clearly just ignorant for denying that fact.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

I don't think it looks bad, but a lot of people in Youtube comments said it looked like DEI corporate slop. Even if the game wasn't woke, lots of people THOUGHT it was, on top of claiming it was an Overwatch/GOTG ripoff, plus another entry nobody asked for in an overcrowded genre. In fact...yep, there's multiple threads on KotakuInAction.

[rageofkyubii]

A popular theory is it originally had a very 60’s/70’s stylized ascetic that would have made the outfits the characters are wearing look amazing, but someone along the line of development, someone decided “REALISM!1!1” and that’s why the characters look as bad as they do.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Yeah, I can see the obvious Moebius influence in some of the characters, and I like that part, but not-Gamora literally looks like a goth Karen stereotype.

Lizard boy is literally just wearing Marty McFly's puffer vest, but bande desinee'd.

[rageofkyubii]

And like Marty McFly, it’s being erased from existence.

And I don’t think getting its parents to fuck will save it this time.

[sonichedgeblog]

#SonicMovie3 Support us on Patreon

[generallemarc]

Concord's peak concurrent playercount is 660

Launch day was two days ago, and even some of the best games out there never get higher peak playercounts than at launch. Get woke, go broke. Also we're sick to death of hero shooters.

[wolfnanaki]

Quick question, what makes it "woke" according to you?

[thirtyravensinamansuit]

Is it just an uninteresting, middling game dropped into an already oversaturated market after receiving little in the way of advertising? No surely it is because it is woke, that must be why it failed. Now ignore the fifty million times a 'woke' game has earned a ton of money and keep your head planted firmly in the sand.

[generallemarc]

Yeah, of course woke games are profitable. Doesn't everyone remember how much money Suicide Squad and Forspoken made? Everyone loves being preached to about identity politics, and I'm clearly just ignorant for denying that fact.

[siryouarebeingmocked]

I don't think it looks bad, but a lot of people in Youtube comments said it looked like DEI corporate slop. Even if the game wasn't woke, lots of people THOUGHT it was, on top of claiming it was an Overwatch/GOTG ripoff, plus another entry nobody asked for in an overcrowded genre. In fact...yep, there's multiple threads on KotakuInAction.

[rageofkyubii]

A popular theory is it originally had a very 60’s/70’s stylized ascetic that would have made the outfits the characters are wearing look amazing, but someone along the line of development, someone decided “REALISM!1!1” and that’s why the characters look as bad as they do.

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

[beardedmrbean]

I'm going to stitch you into you hammock, soak it in oil, and light the ends like a wick.

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

[beardedmrbean]

yeah laugh it up funny boy