Who is the target of your Voodoo doll today?
Voodoo doll? As in singular? I’m pretty sure I need multiple dolls. Or a dartboard with multiple faces on it. Both sound appealing.
Let’s see.
The tech who, while on vacation, put in his two week notice today. Which will leave our already overtaxed department even shorter staffed. And it’s going to take months to fill his position. Yet, no disruption or delay in service will be acceptable. And the affected departments’ will be pissed off that their costs will increase.
Cupcake asked me to help with a report that wasn’t pulling the data we wanted and as we dug through the details, found it was pulling information from a completely different place and sorting it strangely. So there’s a whole SQL rat’s nest we need to untangle. (Just to be clear, Cupcake’s face wouldn’t be on the dartboard. Rather something representing the software.)
Boss Lady was talking to me about a report I am pulling for a specific meeting and how she wants to use that for another project (somewhat related, but not a complete overlap). And was asking me to add things that I’m not sure how best to do. Plus, while I was going over it with her, I remembered that I need to run separate reports to add to the original.
The department that keeps calling me, asking me what the latest is on a work order, when they keep not communicating with us that there is even a problem! It was all sorts of drama on Friday and I thought had been handled, but no, here they are again today demanding answers from me, when in reality they are the ones who have them!
And probably more.
I’m just really, really over my job right now. I would like to be a rich stay at home mom now. Someone please make that happen.











