#the chrises

[darcylightninglewis]

I know he’s not Hollywood A List, but I humbly put put forth the nomination of Christian (born Christopher, nickname Chris) Kane as a Chris TM. He’s been in Hollywood for years, can act, sing, cook, does most of his own stunts, knows and likes art history, loves dogs, can ride a horse and just genuinely loves what he does and the people he works with. He posts to his Instagram with absolutely no consistency (unless it’s a new project).

He’s got a great voice and stupidly piercing blue eyes. And he’s been on most of tumblrs favorite shows: Angel, Leverage, Supernatural.

[jwnchstr]

Oh my god he noticed!!!! 😍😍😍

[someof-thisrandom]

Chris:

Is it just me or do their outfits low-key reflect their characters?

I can't tell if it's the actors or characters (maybe both), cuz when were they all wearing these outfits? Can't pinpoint a scene.

[blanckforever]

Petition to replace Chris Pratt with Chris Wood to be part of The Chrises

[spankerella]

I had a weird conversation with a friend earlier about what parts I would use if making a Franken-Chris was allowed. It's what it sounds like - a creature a la Victor Frankenstein's pseudo science made out of the four Chrises - Evans, Hemsworth, Pine, and Pratt.

So here we go. Pratt's legs. I mean look at them. They're chonks. Great knees too. I have such a crush on this man's thighs. Like, it's not even cool.

Chris Hemsworth's arms. Obviously.

Maria Hill agrees with me.

Pine's head... because his blue eyes. Just lovely. The nice smile, great hair, and the beard don't hurt.

So that leaves us with an Evans torso. Look at the tattoos! Yes. All the yes. I do like tattoos. I am more often attracted to those who have them.

Also, like I was going to choose another mid section that didn't have America's ass on it.

Thanks for coming to my Frankenchris TED talk.

[pulpbomb]

Is there anyone who actually thinks Chris Pratt is the best Chris?? Like Andy Dwyer is great & Star Lord is funny but even still he’s got nothing on Pine, Evans & Hemsworth. There’s no contest.

[stacee-not-jaxx]

Chris Pine has always been the superior of the 4 mainstream Hollywood White Chrises and I'm glad the deniers are now realizing this. Evans and Hemsworth can share the second spot I don't really care tbh. But Chris Pine >>>>>

[silly-litttle-writer]

I had a thought and my girlfriend made this. The Chris’s