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update: after 4 fucking years, the horse is finally out of the hospital

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us: oh, hey ---

doctors: horse’s almost out of the hospital.

us: i’m sorry??

doctors: [on the verge of happy tears] horse’s almost out of the hospital.

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“mr. vice president, i’m speaking” has the same energy as “will you shut up, man??”

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*singing Take Me Home, Country Roads sadly*

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this isn’t over, by any stretch of the imagination. but it’s a step forward. it’s a step forward for all of the women, the LGBTQ+, and the POC --- for all of the Black Americans, Hispanic Americans, Asian Americans, and so many more. the fight isn’t over, but neither is our fighting. 

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What Nevada is known for:

taking their mf sweet time counting those ballots

Area 51

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sir i don’t know what you expected

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boy do i have some news for u