#such embarrassment

[thetruemek]

*makes choice in Fallout 4*

Hancock: disliked that

Me: noooOOOOOOO bae I'm SORRY!

Me: loads save

[andnowieat]

[txt] I have no idea who you but congrats on the balls. solid 8/10

[text] o shit. im sorry i didnt mean 2 send those 2 u

[text] whoevr u r

[stinky-bot]

I may or may not have sent my friend a butt pick in my sick, tired state last night...

[themightykimm]

Idk why I always put my phone in my pocket without locking it. Like 7 people on Instagram probably think I'm the biggest creep in the world now /:

[buttritoes]

hahaha omfg why the heck I suddenly remember that time where I just reached lv70 on my elestra and I'm just too excited that I decided to drag my brother while he was using his lv60 saleana with me and went to memoria and just...die horribly on the first stage. there's just the two of us and we're doing it for fun and since we have like 16371751818 keys and just: yeaAH LETS TRY THIS PLACE WHATEVER THIS PLACE IS. yolooooo

[ryuukki]

Co-worker didn’t know was OTP was and I swear he made me sound so stupid and uaGH.

[bvcky-barnesws]

getting changed to workout and someone after their workout starts talking to me

person: it's a nice day today

me: yeah it really is

person: well I'm on my way out so have a good workout

me: you too

*sudden realization

person:

me:

person:

me:

person: ok bye