#such humour

[dahtwitchi]

Salty as Sardines

[notbloominhf]

Joel has a board in his house that says 'Stop barking Meri or I'll never pet you again' and I find that very amusing

Also rest in peace Buddy, it's affected Lizzie and Joel negatively.

It's also why neither of them have been uploading for a while, if anybody hasn't seen

[wei-yiing]

xielianbot is the best account on twitter and no one can convince me otherwise

[michaeltalbot]

On the topic of the Apple event.

At this point I’m firmly in the Android camp. I still own an old iDevice - it moves between a radio dock in my bedroom, and one in the kitchen. Because said device is so old, it has the old connector on the bottom. Meaning I paid a grand total of £15 for both docks, out of two charity shops.

Said device is basically used to stream Youtube (audio only, the screen is too tiny) and Stitcher for Podcasts. It does the job perfectly, and I have no complaints.

Everything else I own runs Android. And I’m more than happy with that.

But I continue to be rather interested in what Apple are upto. Honestly I think next year - the 10th anniversary of the launch of the original device - is when Apple could attempt something revolutionary - this year seems like a version update / an incremental update.

Except in one area - audio. Specifically, the headphone jack being jacked out.

I own wireless headphones. Three sets to be specific. They’re good for what they are, and the one set in particular is rather useful. But lord above they’re an inconvenience compared to bog standard headphones that you just click into your device.

So whilst I’m all for Apple doing their thing? I do rather hope they don’t start something that sweeps the industry.

[dancingunicornghost]

teacher: *tries so get the sound of his laptop through the speakers*

my friend: -sarcastically- ..sounds good

me: feels good

friend: ...

me: ... no? you- you don't get that do you? nevermind...

[backfromthevoid]

'Kinks: sensory deprivation' So you'd steal a blind persons white cane and get off while they walk into various pieces of furniture YOURE A SICK PERSON.

[dokyungsooooooooooo]

i only date guys with big, fat.................................. wallets