“I'm sure in your next relationship, nothing will ever go wrong. I'll bet you'll never argue, he'll never snap at you, you'll always greet him with a smile, and everything will be sunshine and roses. No one will ever make any mistakes, ever. No one will ever argue over stupid shit. It'll all just be a garden of eden.
And hey, hopefully for you he'll be as nice as me, when I'm not having a bad day. Open doors for you, and carry your bags, and ask you how you are every day, and go out and buy you chocolate during your lady times even when it's inconvenient, and take your dirty dishes into the sink when you're too tired to get up.
Or, you know, maybe he'll just be a "normal" guy who could give a crap about that "romantic" stuff and would rather sit around and play video games and DnD all day with his friends and constantly ask you to refill his bowl of doritos instead of hang out with you.
Good luck. I guess you'll need it. Do yourself a favor. Go out on a random date. Pay attention. See how much that guy fucking tries. Just see. And then remember what you gave up.”