#sugar roulette

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While in town the baker gives you a sweetroll. Delighted, you take it into an alley to enjoy only to be intercepted by a gang of three other kids your age. The leader demands the sweetroll, or else he and his friends will beat you and take it. (answer with one character)

I fucking hate you oh my god

Because her in game name is Sweetroll, I’m using Sweets for this.

Ok so Sweets is super excited to try this sweetroll because she’s been craving something sweet for a while. She’s incredibly miffed when a bunch of kids surround her thinking she’s an easy target cuz she’s youthful and a Goblin and these guys are a bunch of lousy human kids wanting to beat up innocent people for their food.

Sweets would look at them dead in the eye before shoving the Entire Sweetroll into her mouth before ghost wolfing it over them and absconding.

There is loud cackling in the distance because she ain’t got time to deal with shitty kids

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I’ll do Sweets for this one just because

1. What weapon does your muse prefer?

Sweets likes a good old heavy pan or other blunt weapon that’s relatively lightweight but still packs a punch. Coupled with a versatile shield, she’s ready to call upon the elements and bash enemies with a pinch of salt and pepper.

8. Is the muse merciful or cruel?

On the battlefield, she’s a little more on the merciful side and won’t kill unless absolutely necessary. In the kitchen, hell hath no fury like the raging flames of this chef’s totems. Absolutely brutal.

9. Who taught my muse how to fight?

Sweets is almost entirely self-taught, having learn her skills in combat and cooking while fending for herself in the wilds and roaming about between small tribes and settlements. It wasn’t until she met an equally epicurean troll who taught her the ways of the shaman to enhance both her cooking and her combat skills. Nowadays, she fights less and cooks more, using totems for cuisine than for scuffles.

14. My muse is captured. How do they react?

Her first reaction is to bribe her captors with food. If that doesn’t work she just finds a way to make the elements work in her favor. If all else fails, she’ll cry and throw a fit until her captors can’t stand it anymore. When they get close she’ll kick and bite and p much brute force herself free.

16. A song I associate with my muse while fighting.

Mmm this one’s a bit hard since I didn’t think on it much but.... Oh El Dorado by Two Steps from Hell. It starts off as lively and exotic, but then turns into something more serious and epic, much like her combat style. She’s a rather silly fighter, using unorthodox methods to throw off her opponents (which includes throwing salt and pepper at everything), but then she brings out her mastery of the elements and BAM you get an epic performance.

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Sweets is a blacksmith and engineer and also a brawler. She uses her looks to throw challengers off, though because of her reputation it doesn’t really work anymore. Which is good because she likes a challenge and enjoys losing to stronger opponents.

Her day job is being a chef in Warspear, though she was formally brought up as a shaman. Most of the time she uses the elements to assist in her cooking and repurposed a lot of her totems for other uses (such as oil and herb containers).

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It’s canon that Sweets uses a frying pan as her weapon and a giant wok as her shield

A+ shaman who cooks while fighting lmao