(Seven Swordsmen reacting to someone throwing a loaf of bread at them)
Kisame: *after being hit with a loaf of bread, he will proceed to stare menacingly at you but deep down he's crying and confused because "y u do dat tho?"*
Fuguki: *fucking catches the bread like a dog to treats and than proceeds to chase after you because you would dare throw anything at him*
Kushimaru: *this could either go both ways: if you hit him behind the head, he probably wouldn't feel it thus there would be no reaction at the very most he would have probably heard something fall on the floor and thought that the bread fell from the sky or something. If you hit him square in the face, run*
Jinpachi: *You threw a snack at him so he'll probably shed tears of joy without considering that you may have thrown the bread out of malice*
Mangetsu: *probably would shove the loaf down your throat*
Jinin: *He's going to catch it with his hand and throw it back at, than he'll fucking come at you like a ww2 veteran going through a rage fueled episode*
Chojuro: *literally this*
Suigetu: *would probably have the same reaction a dog or a cat would give if he slapped a slice of cheese on him*
Zabuza: *like Kushimaru, this could go in various ways. if you throw the bread at him and he didn't see you, he'll probably just be a little hurt inside but eat the bread anyway. if he saw that you threw the bread he will proceed to chase you, cut you up and make you into a sandwich himself. If he saw that you threw the bread but he didn't catch you in the end, he would probably just enjoy the bread as a snack be grudgingly*
Juzo: *probably take 10 seconds to realize you hit him with a loaf of bread and way out the options rather or not it would be smart to kill the person who just gave him a slice of bread or to just take the bread to the face like a man*






