"A Kirigakure tale: A holiday special by Zabuza"
*Zabuza was just trying to enjoy the winter season until fuguki decided he wanted Zabuza to go on a mission to the sand Village and coming back extremely salty about it. So here's a chat based account on what he decided to do as a holiday prank*
Fuguki: *sitting on a bigass chair fit his own bigass* hmmf, damn holidays. All this ridiculous merriment....bahumbug.
Zabuza: * sneeks into his living room dressed up as a ghost with chains and shit.* HEY YAH FATASS.
Fuguki: dear God Zabuza! You really did die in the sand?! Oh dear....how am I going to find another swordsman during the holiday season?!?
Zabuza: ....look... YOU'LL BE VISITED BY THREE GHOSTS OF THE WINTER MONTHS TONIGHT! a ghost of winter's past, a ghost of winter's present, and.....um....GHOST OF EMPLOYEE RIGHTS AND BENEFITS!!!
Fuguki: ....are you fucking seriously expecting me to have a change of heart or something?
Zabuza: oh absolutely not, your heart if clogged up with fat and lies there's no way of curing that shit. I'm just here because YOURE A CUNT! *Makes ghost noises and leaves in a puff of smoke*
Ameyuri: *comes in a flash of lightning like some demented Greek god and dressed up like so* hey man how's it going yah wanna talk about that time you farted and you thought no one was there but there was like 5 people and the Mizukage?
Fuguki: GETOUTOFMYHOUSEAMEYURI!
Ameyuri: do you remember the time you asked that hot chick out and you told her about your dick size but when you guys were about to have sex she giggled at your dick for some reason? What was it? Um...it was crooked the wrong way?
Fuguki: FOUL SPIRIT PLEASE BESEECH YOUR FROM MY HOUSE! *Throws a bottle a sake*
Ameyuri: *catches the sake, chugs it and throws it back* So long boss! *Uses a lightning jutsu to disappear in a flash*
Fuguki: *catches the bottle and nearly drops* What the fuck is going on around here why are those morons acting like this?!?
Fuguki: *waiting for the next fake ghost to appear and harass him*
Kisame: *knocks on the door of fuguki's house*
Fuguki: *goes to answer* .... really?
Kisame: hi...um.....*takes out a script* "I am the ghost of winter's present. I am here to remind of things that have happened but in a current time. Tonight I sh-
Fuguki: *slams the door on his face*
Zabuza: *comes out from hiding* WHAT HAPPENED?
Kisame: I guess I should have been a little more assertive.
Zabuza: dude just bust through the door and yell at him like Ameyuri did.
Kisame: mk. *Kicks door the down and starts reminding fuguki of like every shitty thing he's done the past 24hrs*
Fuguki: *yelling at him about the door and to get out of his house*
Zabuza: *chuckled to himself knowing the next ghost will be a real kick*
Fuguki: ah good... they've stopped. Now I can finally rel-
Kushimaru: *crashes through the ceiling and dusts himself off, he's wearing a suit and tie looking like a business man* excuse me sir but your employees have serious complaints about yo-
Fuguki: *takes the samehada and attempts to destroy him, he doesn't even scream he's just had enough*
Kushimaru: *dodging every swing and continues to bombard him with human resource jargon without breaking a sweat*
Ameyuri, Zabuza and Kisame: *all three enjoying the scene from a distance with some snacks and sake*
-Happy Holidays from the Mist Village