#suikaxchan

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suikaxchan replied to your post: snagglefangswordsman replied to your post: ...

Murder totally counts!

“suika!!!” a beat, and she’s throwing herself towards her daughter, “ WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MISSY?”  a beat, “your father is around here somewhere.” 

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spots her daughter. 

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#I'm your tou-chan now

squints really hard at baka-naruto and suikaxchan. 

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#I WAS ONLY GONE LIKE A MONTH OR SO MA#WHERE DID THESE KIDS COME FROM#I LEFT YOU CONDOMS

She's your daughter.

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suikaxchan replied to your post: zankuha replied to your post: ;guys ba...

You’re kind of a banshee, ma.

And hands would be brought down upon the table, harshly shaking it, "AND WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU AT SUIKA?" a pause, she's glad she's back, really. "And where is your brother-- what did you two go and do? Did you even tell your father?"

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suikaxchan replied to your post:"Alright. I’m here. What sort of shit went down...

Mom’s got baby fever and I think it’s contagious.

"I know. I was on the receiving end of that urge~."

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brings yogurt and water bottles to the DOG HOUSE HE IS SURELY IN AFTER THAT JOKE

"Suika, are you trying to say your mother has me whipped?”

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secret sleuth parents who stalk their children