Sep 18, 2018
I JUST KISSED THE TOP OF MY CATS HEAD LIKE I ALWAYS DO AND THIS FUCKER FUCKING LOOKED ME UP AND DOWN “LIKE BITCH, THE FUCK YOU DO DAT FOR?”
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I JUST KISSED THE TOP OF MY CATS HEAD LIKE I ALWAYS DO AND THIS FUCKER FUCKING LOOKED ME UP AND DOWN “LIKE BITCH, THE FUCK YOU DO DAT FOR?”
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One of my fav things about working tonight is that I get to buy my copy of sun or moon before the store even opens
chillax
I feel so free
Footsteps thunder down the long corridor of the topmost level of the school. Angel’s breath rattled in her ears, and she was sweating underneath her black hoodie that hid her golden hair from view. After all, she was the only Mage in her class with hair quite as... well, glowing.
She stole a glance behind her, noting that the two hall monitors (upperclassmen earth mages, what a surprise) were quickly falling behind. Now all she had to do was lose them by taking a quick left and... Oh no.
Another mage was blocking the path to the window she had propped open. There was no time to get him out of the way without seeing her and avoid the two idiots that were still huffing and puffing closer by the minute. No time to reroute her escape and she really couldn’t just leave him to take the blame. Oh well, he would just have to become an accomplice then.
On her way running by, she snagged his wrist, not even slowing down as she practically dragged him towards the opening in the wall. “ No time to explain! Just follow me and try not to scream! ” She called behind her, before pulling him close, grabbing his waist, and jumping out the window.
Down, down, down, they flew, a few nerve wracking stories. Even though she had asked him ever so politely not to shriek, he still managed to make her eardrum throb. Such was the life of a juvenile delinquent. It lasted a few seconds before blomp! They were encased in some kind of bubble. It caught them gently, and with the added weight, slowly began to sink towards a tree. Hitting the topmost branches, it popped, leaving Angel and her new accomplice crashing through a few branches before alighting on one big enough to hold both their weights.
Angel dusted her black clothes off for a few minutes, before turning to the startled stranger. “ Sorry, about that. I didn’t want you to be nailed for something I did. The two idiots might have mistaken us and you'd’d get at least three weeks of detention. ”
I have the cough of a 50 yr old chainsmoker rn chest colds can SU K MY ASS