is sukuna dating that one smut writer? internet loses its collective mind
by anonymous source (ok fine, it's gojo satoru. stop asking)
this just in: the notoriously unbothered, unfiltered, and unrepentantly horny @creamflix — a known smut writer with a chokehold on your serotonin levels — has made the internet collectively gasp. why? she’s dropped her follower count from the thousands… to a dainty 250.
a rebrand? a cleanse? a quiet meltdown? sources say maybe all three.
meanwhile, the freshly created sukuna account has exploded with over 15.6k followers in what experts (me, again) are calling a “demonic influencer arc.” but here’s the real kicker: he’s following exactly one person.
you guessed it. @creamflix.
if that wasn’t enough to send the TL spiraling, both parties casually posted the same picture within hours of each other — a photo that screams “couple who’s toxic in private but disgustingly affectionate in public.”
and if you zoom in just a bit? matching poses. matching vibes. matching everything.
but wait — it gets worse.
they now have each other’s names in their bios. we repeat:
each other’s. names. in. their. bios.
this isn’t a soft launch. this is a meteor. the kind that wiped out the dinosaurs, except this time it’s killing any hope single people had left.
when asked for a statement, both parties responded with radio silence — or worse, cryptic thirst traps.
is it a PR stunt? is it love? the answer is yes.
we’ll keep you updated, but for now, all we can say is: sukuna’s hard, @creamflix is soft, and we’re spiraling.
