Hello! Is there any chance you would be able to translate "bye-bye boys, have fun storming the castle!" Long story, but it's a running joke in my family that that quote belongs in the epic of gilgamesh and I would LOOOVE to get my dad a clay tablet with it inscribed. There's a guy on etsy who makes custom cuneiform tablets but he doesn't do any translations so you may be my only hope 😅
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Hi there, and thanks for the kind words! I do recognize this Princess Bride quote, and would love to translate it. There's one big issue with this translation, though, which is that I have yet to encounter a way to say "goodbye" or "bye-bye" in Sumerian. If someone has an example of Sumerian usage on taking leave from another, please let me know!
I can translate the rest of the phrase, however. Assuming the people being addressed aren't children (dumu), I'd use ursangene 𒌨𒊕𒂊𒉈 "heroes, young men" in place of "boys". For "castle" I'd use egal 𒂍𒃲 "palace". "To storm" would be the phrasal verb agakar sig 𒂇𒃸 𒋧 "to invade, conquer, defeat, massacre". And for "to have fun" I'd use dug 𒄭 "to enjoy". "May you (plural) enjoy (it)" would be hebdugenzen 𒃶𒅁𒄭𒂗𒍢𒂗, with "it" being the nominalized verb phrase agakar ibsigenzena 𒂇𒃸 𒌈𒋧𒂗𒍢𒂗𒈾 "that you conquer (it)".
Putting it together, I'd translate this quote as Ursangene, egal agakar ibsigenzena hebdugenzen! "Young men, may you enjoy as you conquer the palace!" Cuneiform always has slight variations, but I'd render this as 𒌨𒊕𒂊𒉈 𒂍𒃲 𒂇𒃸 𒌈𒋧𒂗𒍢𒂗𒈾 𒃶𒅁𒄭𒂗𒍢𒂗. I hope that helps, and if you do get a custom tablet please do show me the results!














