Mar 18, 2019
Mari: I want someone to take me out.
Xander: As in a date?
Ryoma: Or with a blunt object?
Mari: Surprise me.
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Mari: I want someone to take me out.
Xander: As in a date?
Ryoma: Or with a blunt object?
Mari: Surprise me.
Xander: I need to get something off my chest.
Mari: Is it your shirt? Please say it’s your shirt.
Mari: Alright we need codenames. I’m Eagle One
Mari: Xander is Currently Doing That and Ryoma is Currently Doing that 2
Mari: Rika is If I Had To Pick a Girl
Mari: Heca is It Happened Once in a Dream
Mari: And Alex is Eagle Two
Alex: Thank god
Mari: Who was that?
Holly: Roy. He just got a new alt.
Mari: Ohh, the guy you said boring stuff about. Like “He’s a good listener”
Holly: What you you look for in a guy?
Mari: Real stuff.
Mari: Shape of his ass.
Mari: learned how to shapeshift
Mari: turns into The Ideal Woman™
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Xander: I want the REAL Mari
Mari: turns back but is considerably thinner
Xander: I said the REAL Mari
Mari: turns back to normal
Xander: Perfection
Alex: And ten, in French, is “dix.”
Mari: hehehe you said dick.
Alex: I DID NOT!