Dec 5, 2025
why is my brain’s immediate response to stress just. oh god oh fuck. no we gotta die twin. no i know it’s just your phone dying and the charger is right beside you but. we gotta go Now.
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why is my brain’s immediate response to stress just. oh god oh fuck. no we gotta die twin. no i know it’s just your phone dying and the charger is right beside you but. we gotta go Now.
not now lamb, the lion is about to kill herself
my drafts are so funny i really <3 my drafts #MYDRAFTS
can’t believe i have to work and be at my job and talk to people just kill me now #workicide
instead of paperwork can i be paid to look pretty 2day
they should event a job that pays a livable wage and doesn’t overwork you or give you mental illness worse than what you already have
buying plan b is like the same thing as telling people your piece of shit dad died. they look at you with sympathy and say “it’s going to be okay” and ur like,, yeah i’m actually completely fine..? and they’re like “brighter days are ahead :)” and ur still like. i don’t think you understand im not grieving anything…..???? my brother in christ im REJOICING the bright days are TODAY!
and so what if i clock in every day then sit on my phone for at least an hour and a half. mama that’s called waiting for my vyvanse to enter my nervous system and give me motivation unfathomable by the human race prior to late nineties