(in regards to the yandere self aware roblox avatars x reader (WHICH I REALLY REALLY LOVE!!! SELF AWARE AND YANDERE TROPES (AND ISEKAIS/REVERSE ISEKAIS) FTW!!!)
dude, 007n7’s tactic of making c00lk1dd sentient to try to make a family dynamic would so work on me 😭😭😭 like, that’s my son right there!!! my precious son, c00lk1dd, who is wanted in 37 countries!! (and 007n7’s there too, i guess 😒…. /j, i swear i like him, i just like bullying him a little LOL)
OKAY OKAY SO. i have so much i want to ramble about, and ask about, and brainstorm about, BUT i’ll try and keep it short for now cuz i don’t wanna get carried away (i already have…. oh well!). my first ask is: how would the avatars react to cosplay of themselves? more specifically, how would they react if WE cosplayed them?
would they comment on any embellishments/“non-accurate/canon” accessories, if we wore them? i get the feeling 007n7 would probably poke some fun at the inaccuracies, but maybe Roblox (the account) would feel especially honored, given that, yknow. no one really cares to purposefully cosplay them, given their reputation as a purely corporate account without community-made lore.
what about the avatars with accessories that can’t be bought/obtained anymore (or are just really expensive limiteds now)? we’d have to wear UGC knockoffs LOL—would that prompt any reaction, or would they gloss over it?
oopsie. i rambled. cutting this ask off now before i turn it into an essay—no need to answer everything, i just really REALLY like this concept you’ve been cooking up LOL. i’ll probably return with more asks eventually!!! (<—this is a warning teehee)
We'll say this to every anon in our inbox; you can always ramble to us!!
Also yes bully 0o7, he disserves it >:)
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They are absolutely flattered, some are a little mean about it though lol.
Builderman loves our cosplay of him. It's so sweet that we'd love him enough to cosplay him! Albeit he's a bit sad, the builders club hats have been off sale for some time, and he finds it sad that we had to use ugc for the cosplay. He won't say anything, but the next day we'll have all three (I think there's only three) of the builders club hats in our inventory.
Telamon would actually love any non-accurate details in the cosplay, Seeing the way we (and the community) depict him like a god. why do you think he acts like one? Would be a bit confused, mostly because why would we cosplay him when he's right there?
Oh good Lord Roblox would be so flattered seeing us cosplay him. Not a lot of people like them, and seeing us in a cosplay of them just warms his heart<3
0o7n7 thinks that it's really cute, but that we've got something here and over there and over here- would totally point out any inaccuracies, especially if we're cosplaying a specific version of him (like forsaken or termination protocol). He will also however get mad if we don't end up wearing the cosplay again, or we take off all of the non accurate details. Why would you do that? It was cute keep doing it >:(!
Mr doombringer is a big ol softy. Like telamon, he is very confused as to why we'd want to cosplay him when he's right there, but doombringer thinks it's absolutely adorable and won't say anything about that. Also like telamon, would absolutely adore any details we'd add to the cosplay.
For John doe it depends on if your cosplaying the avatar or game versions. Game versions of him? He actually kinda sad. Why not cosplay him? Why cosplay him but mean? <:< he doesn't get it. But if your cosplaying the avatar, he's jumping up and down circling you. He loves it so much!!!
Jane doe doesn't mind if we were to cosplay any game versions of her. Albeit she absolutely adores when we cosplay her, HER. she gets so giddy take she ends up getting kicked for spam (she's just talking really really fast, and a lot) lol.
Noil likes who his reputation proceeds him. Like he's actually some sort of chaos god. So when he sees you in a cosplay of him he thinks KNOWS that you want to join the void cult (I've surprisingly never done something with the void cult yet, definitely should at some point). Seeing all the ways we depict him. The flattery is working :).
1x1x1x1 is utterly, deeply confused. Has no clue if us cosplay them is flattery, or means that we want to wear their skin. They'll blox us if that's the case. But they just really don't know how to take this. Weirded out? Yes. Confused? Very. Blushing? Uuuhhhggggg. They hate us for these stupid feelings<3
Hey! Good Morning/Night! I've read all of your yandere!self aware!Au with the avatars and such(Builderman, Roblox, Telamon, C00lkidd, 0o7n7,etc) and I must say, I LOVE your fics!
After I was done, an idea struck me.
How would they react if reader wouldn't be online like a week or two on Roblox cause; of too much work, being sick, going somewhere or just the power shut down.
How would they react when reader is offline for such long time? Would they think that we died? Would they be worried? Would they try to contact us outside of Roblox?(Ex. 0o7n7 somehow found a way to contact you and access our device and files or something like that), Would they blame eachother?
And how would they react after we get back online? Would they bombard us with texts? Would they be clingier than before? Would they even leave us alone?
It would be nice to also add other admins/hackers in my opinion(1x1-the avatar with the grey skin, Stickmasterluke, Tubers93, or even John Shedletsky gets his account "hacked" and it becomes self aware! That was examples! You could add whoever you want, that's up to you bro! Can I call you bro? I call everyone bro or vro😀...)
PS.Your art is yummy.
:3
Less small fics, more headcanons lol
Btw you soo sweet!!
As someone who regularly loses Internet bout every 4 months, this is really fun lol.
Lol putting this here cuz it gets really bad, reader uses you/your and we/our pronouns and flip flops between the two, cuz we're bad at writing
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Starting with telamon cuz we've kinda touched on this. Man hates it when your gone, going to work sleeping, getting groceries, any this that gets you off of Roblox telamon hates, and will be salty just because we decided to not stay up with him all night cuz we have to be somewhere in the morning. Why won't you stay up all night to watch him pwn noobs? but noo you want to get to the job you hate, why don't you quit then you could be playing with him all the time.
But you staying off for long periods of time, nu uh. Telamon HATES that. You being gone for a week is torture, telamon doesn't know what to do with himself anymore. Pwning noobs doesn't feel good if you're not there needing help or watching. He feels so lost. Telamon can't access us off Roblox, but this would push him. He needs you. why would you leave?
After this "situation" telamon finds ways to access the device you have Roblox on (witch depending on if you play Roblox on the computer like I do, or the phone, depends on how useful this is for him).
And then once you return he needs anwsers from us, and depending on what they are depends on the reaction.
If we were just swamped with work, and didn't have the time, telamon's reaction (like any time our work comes up) is to tell us to quit our job. Very salty that you CHOSE work over him. Don't you love him? Why would you leave for that long, for something you hate nonetheless.
If it was because of your Internet or power going out, he's softer. He'll begrudgingly accept this. Still a little mad. Why didn't you tell him you needed the money? Isn't that job of your supposed to keep you afloat. If you need more money, he's certain that his creator wouldn't notice some bills missing from a credit card he left on one of his alts.
Oh but if it's for another reason, let's say that the stress from all of these avatars causing trouble for you too much and you needed a break. I.e you play things OTHER that Roblox.. oh he's mad, you made him feel empty because you were having fun doing something else. No no no. Not again. The device you play Roblox on will no longer turn of, that button doesn't work, the only way to get it to turn off is to remove power from it, even then as soon as it gets power, it will turn itself right back on and open Roblox.
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0o7n7 is one that begrudgingly accepts that you have to get off of Roblox sometimes. He doesn't like it, but he understands it. Plus+ it allows him to "have some alone time", i.e.he wants to go terrorize children who are up past their bed time. You're off the hook.for now.
Then.. you just don't log on. Initially he's fine, he can handle you not being around for one day. It then slowly, over the course of the days that we're gone, breaks him. Fine, he has important things to do too. Is this some way of teasing him, he won't fall for it. He should be the one doing this to you, your not doing the whole teasing thing right. He'll do this to you, see how you like it. can't you see that your making him so sad. Why can't you just come home.
As from before, depending on why you left will depend on how he acts.
Work is being too much? Fine. Guess he'll just have to handle that. But he NEVER wants you to do that again. If you play Roblox on your phone, he will ask (make) you to login during breaks to let him know you're there still.
Internet or power on the frits. Hm, fine. He can't stay mad at you for that. Let's go pwn some kids with hacks to take our mind off of things.
But you leaving.. on purpose. No no no no no. WHY. You don't get to do that, not to him. You, making him feel small, insignificant, on purpose. He usually hacks for fun, but when all of your favorite games are under maintenance, for code reasons. You should know who did it.
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Understanding is what builderman is. He knows you need sleep, he knows we need to work, and he knows that sometimes things can get to be too much and we need to dip. He understands and will encourage us to take breaks for whatever reason we have.
But you being gone for so long is a test of patience for builderman. He knows and he understands, he really does, but there's something at the back of his mind, telling him things that make him less of that. He's worried for us, our safety. He knows you're alive, but what if you need help, need him. Builderman does have access to your devices, and with this will look at all of your activities to see what you're doing. Look it's like you never left.
He'll start going kinda crazy, in a conspiracy theory way. You only listened to one song before going to watch a normal video, it must be a cry for help. He can't help you from where he is now, but maybe if he throws himself into studying the messed up code maybe he could :)
Once you return builderman doesn't ask why you left, instead seeming as clingy as ever (you can't fill a bar up over 100 %).
If it was work keeping you away from Roblox. All of his worry's melt away. He knows it was just a rough patch, he shouldn't have doubted you.
Internet? Power? Oh no. He had a right to be worried. Why didn't you let him know, he would have had that taken care of if you did.
Oh, you were just, doing other things? For that long? Without letting him know? He knows it's nice to get off the platform, but for this long? Why, why would you do this to him? He was so worried about you, but now he realizes he should have been worried for other reasons. What could be more important that him?? Did you find someone new?? Is he not making you happy? What can he do, he'll do anything!
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1x1x1x1 is completely fine with you leaving and isn't mad you ended the game of cat and mouse early for sleep (lie). Absolutely HATES when you leave, but will make fun of telamon if you get off after being with him.
But then you're gone, and you're gone, and you're still gone. You being around makes them angry, but you being gone this long? Oh boy. Why are you doing this, weren't they nice to you (there version of nice at least). When you come back your inbox is gonna be full to the brim, with messengers from 1x1, calling you names, being all around sour. There gonna pwn you so bad once you get back, maybe seeing your avatar's guts spill out will make them feel better and show you not to leave again. (Sounds gory but too us, it's just a ragdoll. 1x1 is so over dramatic).
No matter the reason, the outcome is the same. 1x1 will chase you through games and servers, killing you in anyway they can, and if the game won't allow them to pwn, they'll just cheat and do it themselves.
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lol wanted to add john and Jane doe, and maybe Roblox, but this is way longer that it was supposed to be and tagging this will be rough. Along with that we had no ideas for them lol. So if you want to see them with this prompt, just send us an ask about it!!
Hiii, I hope your day is going well!! Remember to take breaks ( ˘▽˘)っ♨
I was wondering how the Yan!self-aware gang would feel about a streamer reader, would they crash their live stream or whatever (poor reader trying to come up with excuse as to why builderman and 007n7 is following them lol)
Oh poor, poor streamer reader. These guys are ALWAYS in their streams! At this point all of your viewers think that you're really close friends with the real people, and/ or hackers.
These self aware FUCKS are also always just, doing shit, in the background.
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Reader, playing natural disaster survival, talking to chat: at that's how our weekend was
C00lk1dd, tossing players off the main platform in the background:
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Also, get em an inch, they'll take a mile. If you end up giving them some spotlight, most if not all will try to show off so hard. if you even think about playing sfoth, telamon is bloxing both you and your viewers, as a way to show he's still top in pvp.
Also oh boy. If one of builderman or telamon's creator left a credit card on the account (or any of the alts in telamon's case), you can legitimately bet that they will send you donos.
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Reader, doing something else, not paying attention:
Donation: Wanted to say I love you, and have a good rest of the night [player]!
Your self-aware Roblox AU when the Reader notices the Builderman account and co is acting weird and they quit Roblox.
Roblox then devolves into chaos that is only quelled when the Reader plays again.
So the Reader is essentially trapped into playing Roblox less they ruin the joy of millions of other players as a guilt-trip from the yanderes.
Toodles, now ;]
Hey, um, you're actually NOT supposed to know who I am-
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Good Lord, this would suck. IMAGINE having admin accounts (avatars) soo far up your ass that you have to fuck off, and then they throw a MASSIVE fit about it causing Roblox to shut down. Nuh, no good
But they love you so dearly, why don't you love them back? Does it matter if there's 7 of them, or that you still think that there are the real people? Because it shouldn't. Why? Because they love you. Isn't that nice <3. So why don't you just come home.
Builderman follows you on to other devices, telamon has completely taken over your computer (both are sending you notifications/ system messages to try to get you back), 007n7 and c00lk1dd are making games unplayable, and Roblox and John and Jane doe has brought Roblox to it's knees.
And then they.. FUCKING dox you. This was Roblox and John and Jane doe's idea and execution.
"[Player], please return to Roblox and once you do Roblox will be restored. -Signed with love Roblox moderation
RIGHT ON THE FUCK HOME PAGE. The community is now trying to find this "[Player]" to get them to come back, meanwhile we're crying in our room cus of the drama of everything just praying that no one finds out who "[player]" is.
And then, builderman and Roblox (and telamon but shh) remember something. They have your full legal name.
But before they do anything "too dramatic", builderman sends you one last notification.
"I don't want to do this, come home, please."
The next day the site gets a new message replacing the old one.
"[Player] has returned. Thank you to everyone who helped us search for them. Roblox will be fixed shortly. - Roblox moderation
Hear me out a hack from both 1x and 007n7 goes wrong and boom Builderman is now our house (it can be human like or still his avatar) but it’s was like late into the night so we just kinda let him cuddle us cuz who cares? We are trying to sleep here right now plus in the morning by time we make back up Builderman is gone (the jack got fixed by Telamon and he’s back in roblox while doombringer, clock guy, and blue pumpkin became self aware too in the process)
Meanwhile our roommate, sibling or whatever kinda finds that and takes a pic and posts it (with our face blurred or whatever) for privacy of course and MAN THE SHIPPERS GO WILD FOR THAT.
And Builderman is quite happy cuz we were kinda soft to sleep on although a bit cold/hot.
In a nutshell this was kinda just a yap but please do kinda write for this
GOD I fucking love reverse isekai stuff!!
Notes: reader uses both you/ your and we/ our pronouns cus ya, builderman is still his avatar self, builderman is about 4'0 foot (short ass)
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Something's wrong, very wrong, and too quiet. Builderman makes his way through Roblox, [player] having already gotten off for bed. Builderman instead decides to do "his job", making reports on players with inappropriate avatars, making sure codes were optimized, the usual.
It was very usual for everyone to mostly go there separate ways after [player] got off. Telamon, Roblox, John and Jane doe,like builderman, would decide to do their jobs in the meantime. 0o7n7 and c00lk1dd however, would decide to harass children who stay up too late. And then One of the admins would have to go get them to knock it off. But that hasn't happened yet to builderman's confusion. Still quiet.
At this point builderman is looking for the two, knowing that there up to no good. Natural disaster survival? Nope. Work at a pizza place? Not there. Where could those two have gone. At this point builderman knows that the two are doing something nefarious, and don't want anyone to find them. That notion make builderman anxious.
Finally. Builderman finds them both hunched over the c00lgui giggling to each other. Well more like 0o7n7 easily monologuing, and c00lk1dd giggling at what he says. Builderman teleports over too them, and quickly snatches the c00lgui from 0o7n7's hands, both c00lk1dd and 0o7n7 let out a "hey!" As he rips it away.
"hey! That's mine!" 0o7n7 says with a scowl, meanwhile c00lk1dd lets out a childish wine.
"What are you two doing? What is this code for?" Builderman asks like a divorced dad who just found his kids carrying a bag of garbage home.
"none of your business! Now give!" 0o7n7 is getting angrier by every second that builderman holds the c00lgui.
Builderman doesn't get it back. "How much damage does this code do?" Builderman says ignoring 0o7n7's want for the c00lgui.
"none! Now move over it's not done!" 0o7n7 still getting angrier somehow, tries to swipe the c00lgui away from builderman, but not wanting to mess up the code does it too softly to free it from builderman's hands.
Builderman thinks to himself "Hm, doubt that it's actually harmless, but we are in a server alone. If it's harmless it does nothing, if it's not it doesn't mess with anyone and I get to chew him out". Builderman continues to try to read the lines of code, but can't get too far with 0o7n7 still yelling at him.
Builderman bites the bullet, and hits the button to run the code.
0o7n7 stops yelling and instead looks on in horror, as builderman pops out of existence in front of him.
"I'm going to kill that ##########"
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Something's wrong, very wrong. You're both half asleep, and too awake. It's too hot to stay under the blankets, but still too cold to be without. Ugh.
Sleepily trying to find a video to watch to help get to bed, a bright light flashes from somewhere else in the room, it comes with a ringing noise like tinnitus.
You look at the spot, sleep drunk, and see a figure being darked because of the light hitting their back. They seem to twitch nervously, looking around at the room. Seeing an intruder, your hand goes to find something hard and quickly chucking it at them with full force (well as much as you can laying down), which happened to be you're phone.
Surprisingly getting a good throw in, it hits the guy in the head making a sound like hitting plastic, and the guy falls on his ass with a loud "Oof".
"Hey! Wait!-" you throw another object at him. This time hitting the top of his head (hat?), this time making more of a hard plastic sound.
"oof. Please stop throwing things at me!" At this point the light has turned off behind him, leaving you in a dark room with a stranger. You stand, just about ready to show the intruder why we keep a bat in our room.
However without the harsh shadows you can faintly see him, and then you realize your probably just seeing a sleep induced hallucination.
Gray. Maybe pale, plastic looking skin. No neck. Odd build. Hardhat on his head. And odd looking hands covering his face from anything else we'd decide to throw at him.
Yep definitely hallucination.
"Are you done, [player]?" Builderman says peaking out from his hands. Curse you whatever God there is for making a 50 something's Roblox avatar adorable, and for making us come to terms with that.
"yeah, sure" you say in an exasperated voice. Builderman quickly removes his hands from his face, he stands and you quickly realize that you should not have been that worried about him, as it turns out he only stands up to your lower chest. If he really did try to come at you, you could have tossed him out the window.
You turn away "na, not dealing with this. going back to bed". You make it under the cover, feeling self conscious you do cover yourself completely with the blanket. We turn over, and APPARENTLY he's so light that he doesn't make a sound when moving, because he's now standing right over us. It's creepy, but he stupid smile just.. makes us not scared, at all.
"Get back to sleep [player]." He says in a happy p.r. voice, like he's hosting a panel. You sigh, you know you should stop caring, that this isn't really, but. You open the blanket up for him.
It's almost too quickly he moves from where he stands too in bed with you, he nuzzles his head into the crack of your neck, and wraps his legs and arms around your body.
"so not used to you being articulate" you wrap your arms around him. He's cold to the touch, and his hands aren't flat against your back from where his model is supposed to hold items.
"R15." He says like he's answering a question. His clothing is made of cotton, it was soft almost, not his jeans, his jeans were made of jeans. Not soft.
"you sound like David bouzouki" in spite of the fact that we hate that man, there's no hatred leaking from our words. It wasn't a comment, just an observation.
"I can change it." But builderman knows we hate that man. He seems to twitch anxiously, ready to make the change once we say the words. But we don't.
"no it's fine" instead of taking his seriously, we instead try to get comfortable. "That's just how you talk" we rest our head against his and close our eyes, we can feel builderman smile as his grip tightens somehow.
So you lay there until you fall asleep. Builderman stays awake, listening to you breath, wondering what all the difference between you and him where, and why you'd need them.
Builderman doesn't sleep often, but he wants to relax with you.
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You, waking up: hm, yep, knew we we're hallucination again
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Builderman, hitting his fist against a table: I WANTED TO STAY!!
0o7n7, also hitting his fist against the table: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME!!!
I love your self aware Roblox avatar au! It’s so fun! If it’s not too much I’d like to heard about the avatars reactions to a player that’s an artist!
Like imagine you play some of those drawing games on roblox. Builderman and co join the server just to watch you draw or even try to draw with you! Imagine you draw them and they get embarrassed or flustered about it. But take screenshots of the drawings.
No rush to answer this request. I hope you have a wonderful day and don’t forget to drink some water
Aaaa this is so cute! Especially since we too draw them like all the time!
Sadly I don't have much in terms of thoughts, besides that they all would be in utter amazement lol.
Builderman would get all giddy. You like him enough to draw him! And with such talent too. He's essentially just kicking his legs the whole time you draw him.
Telamon knows a few things about art, he is the creative lead for items (back in the day lol). Telamon would totally want you to draw him, and then, draw him cooler. Man would constantly ask you to add things to the drawing of him.
John and Jane doe would constantly jump around and ask questions as you draw them. There just so happy! You love them! You really do! Will ask questions about the piece. The colors look so nice. How did you pick them? What are these extra lines for?
1x1x1x1 "doesn't really care" they do, they do alot. Will mostly just stare as you draw, sometimes at you, sometimes at the drawing. Once you're done and go to draw something else, they'll just stay at the drawing of them that you did, just looking at it.
0o7n7 doesn't have an artistic bone in his body (have you seen those decals, badddd). Is a bit mean. Will tell you when you got things wrong with his avatar, and if you draw him more human like hell make fun of you abit. May try to grief the drawing too. But once the drawing's done he will still tell you stuff you got wrong, he will also walk around it and just look at it.
C00lk1dd is a cutie pie! He sees you drawing him, and he wants to draw you (well your avatar) too. However like 0o7n7, he doesn't have an artistic bone in his body, so it just looks like a child's drawing. If anyone says anything negative about his drawing (other avatars or players), he will legit scream and grief their drawings (not any made by you).
Roblox will legit just sit down and watch you draw him, they don't have much to say. But once you're done they will write encouraging words next to the drawing. He's just really flustered you like them so much to draw him.
what do you think the avatar’s would do if Roblox banned the player because they where “guilty by association” or sm
Oh good Lord, they would riot. Especially if Roblox banned our IP address too and we then couldn't make a new account for awhile (never been banned before, especially IP wise so not entirely sure how that works, sorry!).
These guys would go insane. 0o7n7 is making an absolute mess out of any popular Roblox game, telamon and 1x1 are ruining leaderboards of pvp games (1x1 like 0o7 is also fucking with codes the whole time), John and Jane doe's ais are contentedly on the fritz, sending reports in over nothing, have some reports have absolute nonsense (i.e. there using the reports as ways to vent, some poor guy got reported for "We miss them, please return our player."). And builderman will throw himself in to his work as a way to keep his mind off of things.
Builderman (and telamon kinda) can access our devices, so these two will both watch us, and will also report back to the others.
Overall there trying to send the message to Roblox that things can has and will get worse if they don't unban the player. Now, it depends what Roblox does from here.
If they, themselves unban us, all of the issues go away like that, all of the avatars are happy and content.
If we end up having to make a new account, we'll be sad and so the avatars will be angry, but at some point it will pass, and things will start going back to normal.
(once builderman is able to) If builderman is the one that hasn't to unban the player, all hell will break loose. Roblox and builderman will constantly go back and forth from banning and unbanning, and all of the other issues will continue to get worse, until Roblox relents.
hio!!! i luv the qna post u did. i hope ur taking it easy and not burning urself out!! breaks are awesome!
imagine tryna play forsaken with them!!
builderman trailing u around as his character. actually helping the team, but will drag u away and build u a dispenser if ur even one healthpoint off. (even if another player whose near death is using the other one across the map) (rip ig). he doesnt like being killer so he turns malice off
telamon maining shedletsky, using the telamon skin of course. he follows u around and slacks off. only helping if u yell at him or beg. or if 1x1x1x1 is the killer. he is the FREAK emoting when the only support is running away low and on health (especially if its 1x1x1x1 as elliot, only helping if ur low on health and need 2 be healed). if 1x or c00lk1dd is the killer (the avatars) and hes pissed off for no reason hes switching to the developer exclusive skin (shedletsky if he locked in) and instakills them. he likes playing as 1x1x1x1 and is like “oooh im 1x and i suckk ohh im soooo lame and player thinks im ugly” and targets 1x1x1x1.
speaking of… 1x1x1x1 when killer, they main themself. but when survivor they play as elliot for the sole reason of healing u. they will ignore and emote at other players dying. especially telamon. so many tags in chat when theyre a survivor.
007n7 plays as himself obviously. he refrains from hacking the game cause he doesnt want 2 ruin ur fun. he would play as c00lk1dd 4 obvious reasons.
c00lk1dd plays as himself when killer and will target u first, but will leave u alive with barely any health cause he thinks its funny then he runs off to wipe out the others. doesnt try 2 play fair at all. he is using btools to delete looping spots and somehow made it so he has no cool down for anything. when survivor he plays as the c00lk1dd 007n7 skin “i look just like dad :))” if u ask him nicely he will behave and try 2 play the game right. he would run around looking 4 medkits and sodas 2 gift u.
if ur killer most of them r throwing the game but telamon is going out of his way 2 stun u whenever he can (he thinks its funny)
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this is a shitpost but i like 2 think during a playthrough of blocktales. player forgot builderman could hear them and when griefer came onto the screen, builderman kicked player out of the game for the insane amount of thirsty freaky comments they kept saying aloud 2 and about griefer. if telamon could hear player at this point, he would be jealous (builderman is 2 but hed never admit that)
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the idea of builderman having full access 2 ur computer is crazy. i can imagine player getting burnt out from roblox after the overwhelming attention they recieve, and switching to another game entirely. would builderman delete and block any other game? or would he leave them be but would be very guilt-trippy about it? imagine playing Minecraft, ur mining in the middle of the night and builderman appears out of nowhere telling u off again.
i like 2 think he respects some sembalance of the players privacy. like not looking through search history.
im saying this cause when telamon eventually gets access its gonna be horrible. hes gonna be like a little deskpet on ur screen. like clippy if he wanted that cookie so bad XDD hed def 4 sure delete ur other games.
if u have work 2 do (like imagine u work as a coder or accountant or something with computers) builderman and telamon help u (whether its crunching the numbers or whatever). the only way 2 repay them is 2 play roblox again (telamon promises he will go easy on u this time).
if u deny their offer theyll (telamon most likely) will try 2 blackmail u with the abundant info they have now since they can access ur computer.
on one hand they want u 2 return 2 roblox, but also ur computer isnt as packed with pesky robloxians trying 2 win ur heart. its just them. so they kinda like the time ur talking 2 them on ur wallpaper.
- hio anon!!
eeeeeee GOATED!!
Mini fics but hopefully its big enough lol
As always, reader uses you/your and we/our pronouns, cuz we're dumb lmao
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-Forsaken-
-(btw we're making the reader play Eliot cus we main him, i.e. we are usually playing him)-
Getting loaded into a match feels like a weight has been lifted off your shoulders. All of the avatars just keep talking, didn't help when whenever we'd leave a room all of them would follow (except telamon, he just soaks us all the attention).
Spawning into the dark map we look around, not having spawned next to any one. Trying to find people to go on cool down before doing gens, we see an outline of a player. Killers already attacking. Moving closer, you see a sentry just slightly out of range from the killer, another Elliot just standing in the corner, a shedletsky getting a successful stun after being chased, and a chance having been hit. Seeing us come into frame, the killer c00lk1dd, turned to face us, thankfully still stunned. We run right to chance and throw our pizza to heal him, c00lk1dd (now un-stunned) starts running at us, so we decided that we're gizzidy gone and run past him with our skill. In our effort to get away, we end up knocking in to just about everything in our way like a pray animal, safe to say c00lk1dd got some good hits off of us before we got away.
Seeing builderman he instantly builds a Despenser, you hear on break in the distance. Trying to regine your heal, you stay there with builderman.
Builderman: Man, I couldn't find you anywhere.
Builderman: Was looking all over.
Builderman: Then you just brought yourself to me.
You don't respond, knowing it will take too long. Witch is a good thing considering- "OH SHIT THE KILLER". you and builderman see two fingers running into the frame, the other Elliot and c00lk1dd. You and builderman start running, you and the other Elliot rush into a corner, builderman tries to stay with however c00lk1dd guns for him instead.
Catching both of our breaths, you and the other Elliot 1x1x1x1 looking at etch other and just- "YUMMY! (X2)". Healing etch other, we come out of our hiding spot to see a shedletsky with a telamon skin, in the center of the map doing absolute nothing for builderman, who desperately looping the killer, thankfully doing a damn good job at it.
We know what we need to do, hopefully we have enough time to type it.
Builderman: AaaAaaAaaaaaa
[player]: telamon please stun the killer
Telamon: more
1x1x1x1: just do your job
[player]: pretty please stun the killer
[player]: we can go play sfoth later
Telamon: :)
1x1x1x1: ### ##### #### ## #### #### ###
With that telamon runs off to stun the killer. Getting a successful stun on c00lk1dd, the chance runs back in to frame pulls out his gun and falls over and dies. You and 1x1x1x1 stare at his corpse.
0o7n7 sneaks up behind the two of you.
00n7n7: BOO
This might have been scary if one of you wasn't the embodiment of hatred, and the other wasn't in third person.
007n7: wow no fun
You don't worry about replying to 0o7
1x1x1x1: cus that was s h I t
Two cosplay noobs in your peripheral vision look for gens to do, not paying attention to the killer, they run right into him. You run that way hoping to heal them up, 1x1 stays behind, meanwhile 0o7 runs with you but not for the same reason. Throwing pizza in the middle of the noobs John and Jane doe to fight over, turning to see where to run off to, you see a text box appear.
007n7: go get em
C00lk1dd immediately runs at you, and you take off to try to get away from c00lk1dd.just a little bit longer, we need to start looping. C00LK1DD hits you a few times but thankfully 1x1 decides to get off there ass and heals you mid loop. Builderman has a chance to build a sentry since the killer has given up on everyone else.
And with 30 seconds still on the clock c00lk1dd kills us, and we spawn back at the lobby, builderman follows suit and is returned back to the lobby. It's weird, nice? Seeing his robloxian 2.0 model again, and his cute face... Hm, better not let him know that.
John gets sent back to the lobby, most likely to one to lose the match for pizza. Sadly he died right before the round was done, so now there's 30 more seconds. 1x1 is now in the lobby too.
1x1x1x1: ################
1x1x1x1:##########
1x1 leaves the lobby, well we can assume he was kicked.
Finally the round ends, and everyoneis sent back to the lobby.
007n7: sorry, didn't know he'd kill ya!
You can just tell 0o7 had the smugest smile on his face. He's not sorry, he know c00lk1dd would kill you.
[player]: it's 1 Im going to bed
007n7: big baby
Builderman: Goodnight!
John doe: Night!
Jane doe: Bye bye!
Telamon: WHAT NO!!
Telamon: WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO PLAY SFOTH!
007n7: deal with it
0o7 'leaves'. You get off anyways.
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-forsaken- just talking tho-
John and jane doe play costume noob, I.e in games they look like off color versions of themselves, John doe does main himself however he is sad that he's a killer in this game "I'm not that scary, am I?". Jane doe (like builderman) does have malice off, and she is sad that her character isn't in the game yet.
Don't think Roblox would play much, but if he did they'd probably go taph.
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-Block tales (very small) (also sexual talk, nothing actually happens)-
"griefer! We love you!" We say as griefer walks on screen. We know he's the boss of this chapter, and that he'll probably rock our shit, but we can't help if we enjoy him too much.
Block tales is one of the only games that we don't have self aware avatars up our ass, feels really nice. We feel like were Abel actually have fun and say weird things, without worrying about how an ai script feels about it.
Plus griefer's hot, and we need him on our peen. "What that ass do!" In all honesty were not even paying attention to the story anymore, we're more focused on harassing a fictional character.
"aaaaaaa, griefer's just so hot, we need him!"- without further notice we were kicked from the game, with the reason why being "If only you talked to me like that."
"builderman you fuck."
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-Block tales, just talking-
Any avatar that has a counterpart in block tales inserts themselves into said character (i.e. builderman has the "David bouzouki" or as I call him "the real builderman (for block tales, since hatred pretends to be him)" character, there's hatred too but builderman doesn't like hatred much, but he will insert on it to spend time with you, and to help you win via trowing as hatred).
It's not that they don't follow the player around, it's that they've put themselves in the story for us.
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-Now on to the last section, just talking-
The reader getting burnt out from Roblox, and or just getting interested in another game, is a very big possibility. Personally I don't think builderman would mind (I mean of course not, he's the only one with access to our computer so far), he knows it's good to take breaks and all, and that when you come back you'll be refreshed as ever. Now not saying he wouldn't get jealous, he would, but builderman is nothing if not patient for us.
About the Minecraft part, my God that would be spooky, especially if you interpret it like I did. Imagine strip mining for diamond at 3 in the morning, and all of a sudden you hear footsteps from behind you, you turn around and there's a fucking Roblox player running at you, not even like a Minecraft skin Roblox player, no robloxian 2.0 model running at you at full speed. I'd actually shit myself. Meanwhile it's just builderman who walks at 14 speed coming to tell you to go to bed.
Builderman would totally know private, he'd be a little self indulge, but for the most part he'd stay out of things like browser history. Telamon is however, a FUCKIN nightmare to anyone who doesn't use incognito. Man's is in everything, if you don't want him there he's there.
Do like the desktop buddy thing (all ways have). If you do anything creative of the device you're on, they love to just sit and watch you. You draw? Telamon has some ideas that he thinks are cool. You code? Both builderman and telamon would get advice and help whether you want it or not.
